A Pain In The Ass

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Us women eh!
Boob jobs, nose jobs, teeth bleaching, tummy tucks, liposuction, colonic irrigation, botox, pierced ears, nipples, bellys and clits, eyebrows plucked, bikini wax, armpits shaved, lips tattooed, legs waxed, diets, exercise, childbirth, tattoos and we wont take it up the ass cause it 'hurts'.

Someone is getting paid $100 an hour to service our hubbies or boyfriends because we find it a pain in the ass.

Are you too chicken poop to try it or just don't like it?

If you are a guy, do you enjoy anal with a chick?

I find it hurts only if a guy rushes or he is gigantic, otherwise it's quite pleasant.





 

Blood

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I enjoy it but i don't like to over indulge so it stays a treat.

Well that and i really don't want my asshole to turn into goatse.

But still, it is something that you should at least TRY before you knock it.
 

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But still, it is something that you should at least TRY before you knock it.
You know, I'd heard that so many times, so I gave in and tried it once.


It felt like pooping to me. Pooping isn't sexy.
 

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A butthole is a butthole, if you are willing to stick in a females why not a males? A vagina is just fine by me thanks.
 

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A butthole is a butthole, if you are willing to stick in a females why not a males? A vagina is just fine by me thanks.
That's a good point and I'm sure there are guys like that.
If a guy asks me for anal straight off as an alternative to
vaginal he walks away with nothing, he is denied entry to either.
 

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I enjoy it but i agree with what prick said, i don't like to over indulge so it stays a treat.
You liken anal to dessert after the main course eh?...
For your agreeable opinion toward buttsecks, I think by manlaw, I am required to ask you your contact information, and suggest that we get together as soon as possible for a romantic night....of ass play.
I find it hurts only if a guy rushes or he is gigantic, otherwise it's quite pleasant.
See my above statement.
You know, I'd heard that so many times, so I gave in and tried it once.


It felt like pooping to me. Pooping isn't sexy.
Obviously he was doin it wrong. I suggest you allow me to do it to you correctly. Then you'll know how it's suppose to feel....

...I'm serious!




I want you:(
 

Scarlet

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Ewwww, public toilets are SO gross!

Maybe the exception is McDonalds, I hunt theirs out when caught short.



 

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I used to like anal... until I pulled out one time, and well... she ripped some serious ass, and I ended up with shit in my lap and stomach... I have never done it since, and have no desire to go there again.
 

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I used to like anal... until I pulled out one time, and well... she ripped some serious ass, and I ended up with shit in my lap and stomach... I have never done it since, and have no desire to go there again.
 

Blood

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I used to like anal... until I pulled out one time, and well... she ripped some serious ass, and I ended up with shit in my lap and stomach... I have never done it since, and have no desire to go there again.
Hahaha! thats just great.
Well it serves you right for making her do it when she had the squirts.

I'm sure tons of people have had vagina horror stories too but that doesn't put them off it all together.
Pansy!
 

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I've had anal, don't care for it, it makes me constipated. I also don't have a prostate gland, so it does nothing for me. Excuse me now.... I have to go to the shitter.... :yociexpress09:
 

Blood

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Uhm....what else could there be besides.......blood or STD?
Nah chicks can be down right dirty down there.
Because its always kinda moist down there all kinds of stuff gets stuck up in it and starts smelling.
Not to mention the ones that don't wipe right or general vagina sweat. =)
 

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Nah chicks can be down right dirty down there.
Because its always kinda moist down there all kinds of stuff gets stuck up in it and starts smelling.
Not to mention the ones that don't wipe right or general vagina sweat. =)
That made me so horny you don't even know.
 

Scabman

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Nah chicks can be down right dirty down there.
Because its always kinda moist down there all kinds of stuff gets stuck up in it and starts smelling.
Not to mention the ones that don't wipe right or general vagina sweat. =)
It's the vagina sweat that makes the queefs sound funny!