All alone for Xmas

NiBBler

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Well duh ... how do YOU catch the squirrels ?
What are you going to do to the squirrels? NO Wait!! Don't tell me, I have been corrupted enough for the week and I refuse to use my imagination on this one.
 

Scarlet

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Mar 3, 2008
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What a horrific thread for Xmas Day.
Our Dear Sweet Lord Jesus H Christ would cringe in his cave if he read this post...unless he likes sucking on salted nuts.
You can never tell with these jew boys.
 

SlimSkeeter

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I prefer KY or Astroglide when pursuing my squirrel debauchery....
 

Klautermauffen

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I'm not "up" on sex toys and stuff (hell, I don't even own a dildo)... so uh... what's that clear, knobby, cylindrical thing?