My wife never saw Goonies until I forced her to watch it with me...
Watching it for the first time as an adult...it appears to be a pretty lame ass movie.
Upon the conclusion of the movie and subsequently hearing her unfeeling opinion of it tear through my soul, I was disappointed that I had already married her, because I wanted to murder her face for not appreciating Goonies on as high (dare I say mystical) of a level as I do.
Eh..what are you going to do? I'll just take it out on her vagina.
Who remembers The Secret of Nimh?