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Klautermauffen

F-f-f-f-f-f-f-founderrr
Founder
Mar 11, 2008
3,846
26
68
32
Seattle
Post it here. I'm bored - and grouchy.

Survey:

1. Who was the last person of the opposite sex you laid in a bed with?
Ialo.


2. Where was the last place you went out to eat?
Red Robin


3. What was the last alcoholic beverage you consumed?
Vodka


4. Which do you prefer - eyes or lips?
Eyes


5. Medicine, fine arts, or law?
Medicine


6. Best kind of pizza?
Capone's Original Deep Dish Chicago Special !!!


7. Is your bedroom window open?
Actually, it's the only one that isn't.


8. What is in store for your future?
Moving, School, More mommying.


9. Who was the last band you saw live?
Annie DiFranco


10. Do you take care of your friends while they are sick?
No


11. What is your favorite soda?
Root Beer/Dr. Pepper


12. How many songs are on your iTunes?
No clue.


13. When was the last time you purchased something over 0?
0, as in zero dollars? How can you purchase something under zero [insert currency here]?


14. Where is the last place you drove to?
Fred Meyer


15. Are you experienced?
In?


16. Any historical figures that you envy?
Yes.


17. What brand of digital camera do you own?
Fujifilm


18. When was the last time you got a good workout?
Not recently


19. If you need a new pair of jeans, what store do you go to first?
It depends. Sometimes Alloy, sometimes a local place that's having a decent sale or end-of-season clearance.


20. Where did your last kiss take place?
In my house.


21. What were you doing at 11:59 PM on Monday night?
???


22. Are you a quitter?
Lame.


23. Who was the last person you had in your house?
My uncle. We're pretty close in age. He's really more like my cousin.


24. Can you speak another language?
Nur ein bisschen.


25. How about you put your legs behind your head?
How about I pull a groin muscle?


26. When was the last time you went dancing while under the influence?
Never.


27. Nickname?
Sudi, Josie, Klautermauffen, Jiff Spiff, Lady


28. Describe what you are wearing in detail?
Ha. Funny question. Cuz it's sort of worded in the imperative... but you tacked a question mark on the end - anyways. My mother hasn't quite learned what's ghetto 'homie' people wear - and thought it would be cool to get me a pair of fuzzy velvet tommy hilfiger sweat pants - I ditched the matching sweater on some poor clueless friend back in the day. the pants are comfy though. Embarrassing, but comfy. And uh... a black top. with some cute little buttons and ruffly things here and there.


29. What do you think about people who party a lot?
I think they're hiding from themselves... however, I really don't know. They could just be SUPER extroverted. Meh.


30. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
Nope.


31. Are you one of those people who obsesses over Hollister?
no.


32. What was the last CD you purchased?
Negtiveland - these guys are from england and who gives a shit


33. What are two bands or singers that you will alwys love?
Nina Simone, Smashing Pumpkins


34. What of the seven deadly sins are you guilty of?
I don't even know all seven.


35. Did you just have to google the seven deadly sins to see what they were?
no.


36. Where is your favorite place to get coffee?
Here, in anchorage, there are a million little hole-in-the-wall coffee shops. I haven't met a bad one yet. They all have these awesome daily specials that are really creative and the service is great... and the chicks are always mega hotties :)


37. Have you ever been offered a job?
yes


38. Have you ever stolen anything off of a road?
no


39. When was the last time you dyed your hair?
recently


40. Who was the last person you rode in a car with?
my boys and husband.


41. Have you kissed somebody in the last 2 weeks?
yes


42. Miss someone?
yep


43. How is your last ex doing?
Pretty well :) I'm really pretty proud of him.


44. Is there someone you want to fight?
Not really anyone in particular. I'm guilty of enjoying a fight. Period.
 

SlimSkeeter

Guest
Survey:

1. Who was the last person of the opposite sex you laid in a bed with?
Grace

2. Where was the last place you went out to eat?
Railside Inn


3. What was the last alcoholic beverage you consumed?
Bud Light...gah!


4. Which do you prefer - eyes or lips?
Eyes


5. Medicine, fine arts, or law?
Fine Arts


6. Best kind of pizza?
Free


7. Is your bedroom window open?
no, too windy.

8. What is in store for your future?
I wish I knew

9. Who was the last band you saw live?
N/A


10. Do you take care of your friends while they are sick?
Nope


11. What is your favorite soda?
Mt. Dew or Pepsi


12. How many songs are on your iTunes?
Pfft....its not iTunes, but I have enough music to listen to for 2 days without a repeat.


13. When was the last time you purchased something over $100?
Last Saturday.


14. Where is the last place you drove to?
Railside Bar and Grill


15. Are you experienced?
Vastly....yeah....

16. Any historical figures that you envy?
Several

17. What brand of digital camera do you own?
er...Motorola

18. When was the last time you got a good workout?
Last night at work


19. If you need a new pair of jeans, what store do you go to first?
Varies....

20. Where did your last kiss take place?
My Great Nephews 1st birthday party


21. What were you doing at 11:59 PM on Monday night?
Counting to 50 repeatedly

22. Are you a quitter?
Bullshit question...next


23. Who was the last person you had in your house?
An old family friend we call The Big Dink


24. Can you speak another language?
Does Pig Latin count? I can make a mockery of Spanish...


25. How about you put your legs behind your head?
If I could do that, I would never leave the house...


26. When was the last time you went dancing while under the influence?
Last Saturday if you count Boones Farm, Root Beer Schnapps and Bud Light as being "under the influence"


27. Nickname?
Skeeter, Skeet, SlimSkeeter, Slim, Asshole....Pippy Long Stalker


28. Describe what you are wearing in detail?
Umm...Cargo jeans, a black t-shirt and a Jack Daniels hat


29. What do you think about people who party a lot?
That they need a hobby.


30. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
Not usually

31. Are you one of those people who obsesses over Hollister?
What?


32. What was the last CD you purchased?
That was years ago...how the hell am I supposed to remember?


33. What are two bands or singers that you will alwys love?
AC\DC, Johnny Cash

34. What of the seven deadly sins are you guilty of?
Uhh...all of them, really


35. Did you just have to google the seven deadly sins to see what they were?
Wiki...and just to remember 3 of them


36. Where is your favorite place to get coffee?
I'm not a fan....but I would go if the company was right

37. Have you ever been offered a job?
Several times

38. Have you ever stolen anything off of a road?
Haha...yes


39. When was the last time you dyed your hair?
Never have

40. Who was the last person you rode in a car with?
My mother, unfortunatly


41. Have you kissed somebody in the last 2 weeks?
Yes


42. Miss someone?
Of course.


43. How is your last ex doing?
Eeesh.....Thats a very good question....


44. Is there someone you want to fight?
Yes
 

Unhappy Camper

Hells yeah
Founder
Mar 10, 2008
5,012
25
178
Fayettenam Area, NC
Survey:

1. Sexxy ass Christina ... BAm ... BAM indeed !!


2. My Living room.

3. Cuba libre ... always.

4. Eyes .... they have more proteins.

5. I am above the LAW !!

6. Thin crust .. Dominoes.

7. Fuck no .... SNIPERS .... helooooooo, duh.

8. As things are currently looking : a Waco type standoff.

9. None ... I hate live concerts.

10. I don't have any friends. .... seriously.

11. Coke zero.

12. ITunes = Fucking LAME

13. Used tiller .. $275 , Craigs list.

14. Wal mart ... jeez.

15. Nunya ... move along now.

16. Thomas Jefferson ... Cause he had a whole stable full of fine ass black hootchies.


17. Fujifilm A210

18. This morning from 0945 - 1145.

19. I hate shopping ... I have jeans that are 10 years old.

20. Back yard ...


21. Sleeping.


22. I've had broken bones because I refuse to tap out .... so I say NO.

23. That sexxy ass Christina ... Bam ... mmm mm BAM !!


24. NUNYA .... move along now.

25. I can put one ... not both.

26. 2006

27. Shadow ( its a military thing.)


28. LAme

29. Depends .... your question sucks ass.

30. No.

31. WTF ?

32. Haha .. you = gay. I bootleg ALL my media.

33. None .. lame .

34. All of them.

35. No .. I is edumacated.

36. My kitchen.

37. Many times.

38. Huh ?

39. Never .. jeez.

40. Sexxy ass Christina .. BAM !!...

41. Redundant question.

42. Yep.

43. Great ... according to my bank statements.

44. Yes ...
 

Blood

Crimson Kunoichi
Founder
Mar 11, 2008
985
2
66
34
Seattle, WA
Survey:

1. Who was the last person of the opposite sex you laid in a bed with?

Ryan


2. Where was the last place you went out to eat?
Carl's Jr


3. What was the last alcoholic beverage you consumed?

Patron


4. Which do you prefer - eyes or lips?
Eyes


5. Medicine, fine arts, or law?
Law


6. Best kind of pizza?
Meat lovers...with extra meat.


7. Is your bedroom window open?
Nope, I'm a night owl so i ended up taping foil over the entire window.
It's a bitch trying to go to bed at 5pm when the sun just starts to rear it's ugly face.



8. What is in store for your future?
Freedom, excellence then finally growing old and dieing.


9. Who was the last band you saw live?
Bunch of random bands at Ozzfest.


10. Do you take care of your friends while they are sick?
I'm the type to take care of sick people until i finally get sick myself.


11. What is your favorite soda?
Wild cherry Pepsi.


12. How many songs are on your iTunes?
Over 4000.


13. When was the last time you purchased something over 0?
This question is flawed.


14. Where is the last place you drove to?
To the Buzz inn right next to the ferry. Best burgers EVER!


15. Are you experienced?
Probably not.


16. Any historical figures that you envy?
All of them, the good, the bad and the crazy. They made themselves immortal by making a difference one way or another. That's something that i think most people long for deep down..To leave their mark long after they are dead.


17. What brand of digital camera do you own?
Casio...but it's long dead now.


18. When was the last time you got a good workout?
About half an hour ago...I'm like a hamster on crack when it comes to working out.


19. If you need a new pair of jeans, what store do you go to first?
The goodwill or walmart....i hate buying ugly (in style) over priced crap at the department stores.


20. Where did your last kiss take place?
In the shower.


21. What were you doing at 11:59 PM on Monday night?
Working out...i always work out from 11:30 to midnight on monday's.


22. Are you a quitter?
It depends. I quit unimportant things but i'm relentless when dealing with things that i deem important.


23. Who was the last person you had in your house?
Some neighbor kid that was mooching for popsickles.


24. Can you speak another language?
Not fluently(my pronunciation sucks), but i can understand some Spanish and Vietnamese.


25. How about you put your legs behind your head?
I think this quiz is coming on to me.....


26. When was the last time you went dancing while under the influence?
At Roberts house.


27. Nickname?
Mella Bella, Chicken, Chili, Baby, Ghandi and Manissa.


28. Describe what you are wearing in detail?
One of my fellas old football jerseys. It's red and white if that helps.


29. What do you think about people who party a lot?
I think they like to keep buys so they don't have to think about how meaningless their lives are.
Either that or they are just doing what they think they are supposed to do to have fun.


30. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
Far from it.


31. Are you one of those people who obsesses over Hollister?
Nope, brands mean nothing to me.


32. What was the last CD you purchased?
The Hedwig soundtrack.


33. What are two bands or singers that you will always love?
Nirvana and Metallica.


34. What of the seven deadly sins are you guilty of?
Pride.


35. Did you just have to google the seven deadly sins to see what they were?
Nope, i was raised catholic so i memorized them by the time i was 5.


36. Where is your favorite place to get coffee?
I don't drink coffee.


37. Have you ever been offered a job?
Yes, but nothing recently.


38. Have you ever stolen anything off of a road?
If a stranded handicap parking sign counts...then yep.


39. When was the last time you dyed your hair?
Almost a year.


40. Who was the last person you rode in a car with?
Ryan


41. Have you kissed somebody in the last 2 weeks?
Yep.


42. Miss someone?
Nope.


43. How is your last ex doing?
He's gotten two chicks pregnant within the last year and he is now engaged to a third. Bless him.


44. Is there someone you want to fight?
Yes, as soon as i see my sister i'm going to uppercut her in the twat.
 

SittinGrumpy

Guest
1. Who was the last person of the opposite sex you laid in a bed with?
Hubbin

2. Where was the last place you went out to eat?
Subway
3. What was the last alcoholic beverage you consumed?
mojitos

4. Which do you prefer - eyes or lips?
Lips

5. Medicine, fine arts, or law?
Law

6. Best kind of pizza?
Pepperoni, sausage and extra cheese


7. Is your bedroom window open?
Just a little


8. What is in store for your future?
CPA, new job, school


9. Who was the last band you saw live?
Lynard Skynard

10. Do you take care of your friends while they are sick?
Fuck no


11. What is your favorite soda?
Diet Rite with Splenda

12. How many songs are on your iTunes?
fuck iTunes

13. When was the last time you purchased something over 0?
duh?


14. Where is the last place you drove to?
home from the gym


15. Are you experienced?
I prefer seasoned lol


16. Any historical figures that you envy?
Nope


17. What brand of digital camera do you own?
Kodak


18. When was the last time you got a good workout?
2 hours ago


19. If you need a new pair of jeans, what store do you go to first?
I do not wear jeans


20. Where did your last kiss take place?
In the kitchen

21. What were you doing at 11:59 PM on Monday night?
Probally online


22. Are you a quitter?
biteme


23. Who was the last person you had in your house?
Juan

24. Can you speak another language?
Kinda

25. How about you put your legs behind your head?
trying would be fun ;)


26. When was the last time you went dancing while under the influence?
December 08


27. Nickname?
Angel, Bug & sweetheart


28. Describe what you are wearing in detail?
Black shorts that tie in the front and a blue tank top

29. What do you think about people who party a lot?
Whatever.


30. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
hahahaha NO


31. Are you one of those people who obsesses over Hollister?
who?


32. What was the last CD you purchased?
don’t remember


33. What are two bands or singers that you will alwys love?
Garth Brooks & the Eagles


34. What of the seven deadly sins are you guilty of?
Almost all of them!


35. Did you just have to google the seven deadly sins to see what they were?
no.


36. Where is your favorite place to get coffee?
Home or dunkin donuts

37. Have you ever been offered a job?
yes


38. Have you ever stolen anything off of a road?
Yes


39. When was the last time you dyed your hair?
12 years


40. Who was the last person you rode in a car with?
hubbin and juan


41. Have you kissed somebody in the last 2 weeks?
Yes


42. Miss someone?
Yes

43. How is your last ex doing?
I don’t know… :(


44. Is there someone you want to fight?
Everyone!
 

Gravy

Trunk Monkey
Jul 1, 2008
504
1
16
34
Sydney, Australia
1. Who was the last person of the opposite sex you laid in a bed with?
Natalie.


2. Where was the last place you went out to eat?
Crown Hotel.


3. What was the last alcoholic beverage you consumed?
Tooheys New stubby.


4. Which do you prefer - eyes or lips?
Eyes


5. Medicine, fine arts, or law?
Medicine


6. Best kind of pizza?
Joe's Special.


7. Is your bedroom window open?
Nope.


8. What is in store for your future?
England or Germany.


9. Who was the last band you saw live?
The Prodigy. No wait.. Pussycat Dolls.


10. Do you take care of your friends while they are sick?
Fuck no.


11. What is your favorite soda?
Schweppe's Lemonade.


12. How many songs are on your iTunes?
4,000-ish


13. When was the last time you purchased something over 0?
Huh?


14. Where is the last place you drove to?
Camden.


15. Are you experienced?
Let's just say your grandma taught me a thing or two..


16. Any historical figures that you envy?
Umm.. Hitler?


17. What brand of digital camera do you own?
Pentax


18. When was the last time you got a good workout?
Yesterday.


19. If you need a new pair of jeans, what store do you go to first?
The factory outlets around my place?


20. Where did your last kiss take place?
In the Jeep.


21. What were you doing at 11:59 PM on Monday night?
Probably sleeping.


22. Are you a quitter?
Not really, no.


23. Who was the last person you had in your house?
Luke.


24. Can you speak another language?
Deutsche.


25. How about you put your legs behind your head?
How about you put YOUR legs behind my head?


26. When was the last time you went dancing while under the influence?
... February.


27. Nickname?
Gravy


28. Describe what you are wearing in detail?
Black Calvin Klein cotton boxer shorts. Grey Mossimo singlet. That's all.


29. What do you think about people who party a lot?
.. Obviously still living with their parents.


30. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
Nope.


31. Are you one of those people who obsesses over Hollister?
WTF is hollister?


32. What was the last CD you purchased?
Lily Allen.


33. What are two bands or singers that you will alwys love?
Muse, Bloc Party.


34. What of the seven deadly sins are you guilty of?
Lust & Pride.


35. Did you just have to google the seven deadly sins to see what they were?
Nope.


36. Where is your favorite place to get coffee?
I don't drink coffee, but I do get a daily hot chocolate from the baristas at my work.


37. Have you ever been offered a job?
Yes.


38. Have you ever stolen anything off of a road?
Yes. Many a street sign!


39. When was the last time you dyed your hair?
2 years ago.


40. Who was the last person you rode in a car with?
Natalie.


41. Have you kissed somebody in the last 2 weeks?
Yes.


42. Miss someone?
Yes.


43. How is your last ex doing?
Don't know. Haven't even tried talking to her for almost 2 years?


44. Is there someone you want to fight?
The entire nation of Lebanon.
 

Scabman

I has title
Founder
Mar 20, 2008
1,202
5
68
34
Norwyay
Survey:

1. Who was the last person of the opposite sex you laid in a bed with?
Michelle

2. Where was the last place you went out to eat?
Madam Felle, great fucking spare ribs!


3. What was the last alcoholic beverage you consumed?
White wine


4. Which do you prefer - eyes or lips?
Eyes


5. Medicine, fine arts, or law?
Fine arts


6. Best kind of pizza?
Homemade


7. Is your bedroom window open?
I wish I had a bedroom window.


8. What is in store for your future?
School and lots of work


9. Who was the last band you saw live?
Cunninlynguists


10. Do you take care of your friends while they are sick?
To a degree.


11. What is your favorite soda?
Coca Cola


12. How many songs are on your iTunes?
None. On MediaMonkey however I have 1335 songs.


13. When was the last time you purchased something over 200 usd?
A week-ish ago.


14. Where is the last place you drove to?
To the underground poker club.


15. Are you experienced?
In masturbation and poker, yes.


16. Any historical figures that you envy?
A bunch.


17. What brand of digital camera do you own?
None.


18. When was the last time you got a good workout?
Yesterday, I totally gunned my biceps!


19. If you need a new pair of jeans, what store do you go to first?
Jack and Jones.


20. Where did your last kiss take place?
Some pub.


21. What were you doing at 11:59 PM on Monday night?
Masturbating.


22. Are you a quitter?
Yeah.


23. Who was the last person you had in your house?
My mate.


24. Can you speak another language?
Nah, I only speak Norwegian.


25. How about you put your legs behind your head?
Wont happen, ever.
I've tried it too many times to count.


26. When was the last time you went dancing while under the influence?
New years eve.


27. Nickname?
"Scabby" and "Hey, you"


28. Describe what you are wearing in detail?
Black demin from Tommy Hilfiger, Black shirt from Zara, Dovre boxer shorts, Armani Exchange watch and Armani Exchange wrist band.
I also have a shark tooth on a necklace. Yeah, I'm that fucking awesome!
Also, I'm a brand whore.


29. What do you think about people who party a lot?
They are my people!


30. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
No, you can often find me in conversations about frotting, felching and bukkake.


31. Are you one of those people who obsesses over Hollister?
Wha?


32. What was the last CD you purchased?
Cunninlynguists - Strange Journey vol. 1 Mixtape
Preordered it and got it signed!


33. What are two bands or singers that you will alwys love?
Cunninlynguists and Secret Garden


34. What of the seven deadly sins are you guilty of?
Lust, gluttony, greed, sloth, wrath, envy and pride.


35. Did you just have to google the seven deadly sins to see what they were?
Yep


36. Where is your favorite place to get coffee?
At werk. We have this awesome thingy that grinds it's own coffee beans! It's hella awesome and creates an orgasmic cup of coffee.
At home I have a Nespresso, which is alright, but it don't grind ze beans, yo.


37. Have you ever been offered a job?
yep.


38. Have you ever stolen anything off of a road?
Yep.


39. When was the last time you dyed your hair?
Nevers!


40. Who was the last person you rode in a car with?
My friend who I share an apartment with.


41. Have you kissed somebody in the last 2 weeks?
Yep


42. Miss someone?
Yep


43. How is your last ex doing?
Fuck knows and fuck cares, to hell with her and her "issues".


44. Is there someone you want to fight?
Not really.
 

KommieKat

Mao's Pet Cat
Founder
Mar 2, 2008
3,497
6
68
58
Hong Kong, hiding from the Kommies!
Survey:

1. Who was the last person of the opposite sex you laid in a bed with?
My wife


2. Where was the last place you went out to eat?
Cha chang teng which is a Mom and Pop eatery,,,,,http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cha_chaan_teng



3. What was the last alcoholic beverage you consumed?
Japanese Sake


4. Which do you prefer - eyes or lips?
Which situation? Generally, the eyes, though I have a bit of a lip fetish.


5. Medicine, fine arts, or law?
Fine arts


6. Best kind of pizza?
Pork sausage

7. Is your bedroom window open?
Yes


8. What is in store for your future?
I will be here in HK for the next 10 years. Contemplating the big move back to US when ready to retire.........maybe


9. Who was the last band you saw live?
Canto-pop idol Joey Yung, just out of curiosity. God awful stuff



10. Do you take care of your friends while they are sick?
My wife of course


11. What is your favorite soda?
I don't drink those, but it would be 7-up or cola with rum


12. How many songs are on your iTunes?
I use iTunes for the radio channels and learning of new groups and such for my music illegal downloading


13. When was the last time you purchased something over 0?
Today, bought some pineapple, Jack-fruit and small Philippine naners


14. Where is the last place you drove to?
Last place was about 3 years ago, in Japan, the Yaminami highway........check out this link:http://www.mechakucha.info/?p=1154.....lots of volcanoes and hot springs


15. Are you experienced?
Yes, LSD and magic mushrooms.........long ago ( and I saw the bright light!)


16. Any historical figures that you envy?
Alexander the Great, philosophers and adventurers (too many to mention)

17. What brand of digital camera do you own?
Samsung 8.0 pixal


18. When was the last time you got a good workout?
two days ago, jogging.........now is monsoon season

19. If you need a new pair of jeans, what store do you go to first?

wholesalers in the fabric districts



20. Where did your last kiss take place?
On the bed, last night


21. What were you doing at 11:59 PM on Monday night?
Gaming


22. Are you a quitter?
Not a quitter, but I am realistic


23. Who was the last person you had in your house?
Pro dog trainer for our pug


24. Can you speak another language?
Fluent reading writing and speaking Japanese, now working on Cantonese


25. How about you put your legs behind your head?
Long ago, when I was in the circus


26. When was the last time you went dancing while under the influence?
5 years ago? Ganja was her name


27. Nickname?
Michael or Mike


28. Describe what you are wearing in detail?
House slippers, a t-shirt with the names of many different Sushi in the Kanji characters, shorts


29. What do you think about people who party a lot?
Phony baloneys


30. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
No


31. Are you one of those people who obsesses over Hollister?
This must be one of those "American only" things.............???


32. What was the last CD you purchased?
Buddha Bar and Gujang.....old Chinese koto intrument


33. What are two bands or singers that you will always love?
The Beatles.........too many to mention


34. What of the seven deadly sins are you guilty of?
Lust


35. Did you just have to google the seven deadly sins to see what they were?
No


36. Where is your favorite place to get coffee?
MacDonald's for the HK$10 black coffee, or Pacific Coffee for the HK$16 black coffee of the day special


37. Have you ever been offered a job?
Yes............silly question??


38. Have you ever stolen anything off of a road?
No, but have found money, sweaters and such


39. When was the last time you dyed your hair?
Wha'cha talken bout?


40. Who was the last person you rode in a car with?
Today, taxi, to the Vet for the pugs Scabies shots


41. Have you kissed somebody in the last 2 weeks?
Of course


42. Miss someone?
My 3 children...........I can only see them once a year, if I am lucky


43. How is your last ex doing?
She is ok, her mother is in the hospital, but she is still a bitch....we cannot talk more than 5 minutes without it breaking into an argument....about $$$

44. Is there someone you want to fight?
I would not mind getting revenge on some asshole Redneck fucks back in Japan.........I regret not kicking and punching them hard enough......
 

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New York Goes to Work.

HILARIOUS! Last night, she went ghost hunting on this old ass ship. Bitch kept screamin' and freakin' out, hahaha. They had this camera attached to her that looked straight up her giant nostrils and they kept flaring and stretching while she was flippin balls.



The other episode I saw was when she got to be a pig farmer *snicker*

The ONLY job she did well was sticking a fake pig penis up the twat of a sow and artificially inseminating her. Imagine that.... sex, and BAM she's there! bahahaha
Heh, and she actually did get her money on that one too because the two hispanic employees were totally diggin her tits and ass. One was all like "you didn't do what I tell you and you do poor work, but when you fall on hill your breastesses was bouncing [gesturing] so beautiful"

New York is such a ridiculous character, but I fuckin love this show.
 

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FART GLOSSARY

ART FART= it's such a beauty you want to immortalize it on canvas.

ARROGANT FART= When you think your farts don't stink.

ASSAULT FART= A sudden attack that shoots virtual flames out your arse.

TIRE FART= You can't control the blow out.

BEER FARTS= These come out of every 'can' and smell like warm beer.

JAIL FART= Been doing time inside you for quite awhile, and finally makes its great escape.

DONKEY FART= Your a** is the only one that can do it.

GHOST FART= You can't hear it, you can't see it, and you can't smell it.

HOME ALONE FART= When you're home alone and a great one is wasted on no one.

SHOE FART= When you bend over to tie your shoe laces and one escapes.

TANK FART= When you refer to your farts as 'gas'.

OLD FART= You know how old it is by how bad it smells.

BRAIN FART= You need to fart, but nothing comes out.

ALZHEIMER FART= A confused fart that heads the wrong way, and becomes a burp.

NOT-ME FART= When you drop a bomb in a crowded elevator, turn around to the person behind you and give a disgusted look and whisper "PIG!"

U.F.O. FART= When someone farts in crowded room, label it as a "Unidentified Foul Odor".
 

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1. Who was the last person of the opposite sex you laid in a bed with?
Andrew


2. Where was the last place you went out to eat?
Does this include the foodcourt at my local mall? If so, last friday.


3. What was the last alcoholic beverage you consumed?
Rum


4. Which do you prefer - eyes or lips?
Both


5. Medicine, fine arts, or law?
Law


6. Best kind of pizza?
Pepperoni, pineapple and olive


7. Is your bedroom window open?
Nope


8. What is in store for your future?
What Josie said, school moving, work, mummying. Boring normal stuff


9. Who was the last band you saw live?
Ummm BIG DAY OUT 1999


10. Do you take care of your friends while they are sick?
Hell No... yeah i do. I'm nice and make soup


11. What is your favorite soda?
Coke


12. How many songs are on your iTunes?
297


13. When was the last time you purchased something over $100?
My new boots- $120 bucks, They're awesome, and will post pictures soon.



14. Where is the last place you drove to?
I don't drive


15. Are you experienced?
Define experienced...


16. Any historical figures that you envy?
Yes.


17. What brand of digital camera do you own?
Kodak


18. When was the last time you got a good workout?
lol


19. If you need a new pair of jeans, what store do you go to first?
Somewhere cheap.


20. Where did your last kiss take place?
In my bathroom


21. What were you doing at 11:59 PM on Monday night?
Sleeping


22. Are you a quitter?
Dunnoo, probably


23. Who was the last person you had in your house?
As in a visitor? My mummy, she suprised em after work!


24. Can you speak another language?
Does Pig latin count?


25. How about you put your legs behind your head?
You wish


26. When was the last time you went dancing while under the influence?
January


27. Nickname?
Panda, La-weed, brat, Mindi, Mandy


28. Describe what you are wearing in detail?
black Doc martins- with Toby's borrowed socks, Dark blue jeans with gittery crowns on the ass, grey glittery printed tee, grey woollen knitted vest, and a black knitted hooded cardy.


29. What do you think about people who party a lot?
I so jealous! I wanna party too


30. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
Nope.


31. Are you one of those people who obsesses over Hollister?
Who?


32. What was the last CD you purchased?
LOL Who buys CD's anymore?


33. What are two bands or singers that you will alwys love?
Savage Garden, Matchbox 20


34. What of the seven deadly sins are you guilty of?
Lust, Pride, Sloth, Gluttony, Wrath, Greed, Envy. Ha! I remembered them all, and most likely guilty of every one of them too.


35. Did you just have to google the seven deadly sins to see what they were?
Nope. Coz I r cleva


36. Where is your favorite place to get coffee?
Gloria jeans


37. Have you ever been offered a job?
Yes. Had to turn it down.


38. Have you ever stolen anything off of a road?
??? Like what a dirty run over sock? Sure.


39. When was the last time you dyed your hair?
2-3 months ago.


40. Who was the last person you rode in a car with?
My mum


41. Have you kissed somebody in the last 2 weeks?
No. wait like pshing? No. Mommy kisses, yes.


42. Miss someone?
Spose


43. How is your last ex doing?
Don't really care. I hope he died in the floods.


44. Is there someone you want to fight?
Yes! Not punch up, but I really wanna say somethings to a certain someone, who shall remain nameless.
 

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1. Who was the last person of the opposite sex you laid in a bed with?
My wife


2. Where was the last place you went out to eat?
McD's. Not my call, mind you.


3. What was the last alcoholic beverage you consumed?
Vodka.


4. Which do you prefer - eyes or lips?
Both need to be sexy.


5. Medicine, fine arts, or law?
Medicine.


6. Best kind of pizza?
Pepperoni.


7. Is your bedroom window open?
No. A/C is in already.


8. What is in store for your future?
Death, eventually.


9. Who was the last band you saw live?
GnR.


10. Do you take care of your friends while they are sick?
Fuck friends. Especially sick ones.


11. What is your favorite soda?
Diet Pepsi.


12. How many songs are on your iTunes?
1540.


13. When was the last time you purchased something over $100?
Couple weeks ago when I bought my son a dirtbike for his birthday.



14. Where is the last place you drove to?
Work.


15. Are you experienced?
I could show you a thing or two.


16. Any historical figures that you envy?
No. Old dead people suck.


17. What brand of digital camera do you own?
Canon.


18. When was the last time you got a good workout?
Few hours ago.


19. If you need a new pair of jeans, what store do you go to first?
I tell my wife I need new jeans and she gets them for me. Having a slave rules.


20. Where did your last kiss take place?
On my pee pee.


21. What were you doing at 11:59 PM on Monday night?
Going to bed.


22. Are you a quitter?
I gave up being a quitter.


23. Who was the last person you had in your house?
My mother. I didn't actually invite the bitch over. She's like a vampire. Allow her in once and she's always around when unwanted.


24. Can you speak another language?
I recall a little French from school.


25. How about you put your legs behind your head?
No without ripping my ballsack and prolapsing my anus.


26. When was the last time you went dancing while under the influence?
I don't dance. Ever.


27. Nickname?
-----


28. Describe what you are wearing in detail?
Red Tapout board shorts, brown UFC tee.


29. What do you think about people who party a lot?
I think they don't have children.


30. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
Depends on with whom.


31. Are you one of those people who obsesses over Hollister?
Uhhhh.....NO.


32. What was the last CD you purchased?
Christ...I dunno where to start. I got drunk a few months ago and ordered like $200 worth of cd's. Some that I don't even like.


33. What are two bands or singers that you will always love?
Ozzy, GnR.


34. What of the seven deadly sins are you guilty of?
Don't believe in the premise of sins and therefore don't give a shit if I "break them".


35. Did you just have to google the seven deadly sins to see what they were?
No. I googled pics of your mom's gaunch.


36. Where is your favorite place to get coffee?
A coffee pot.


37. Have you ever been offered a job?
Yes. Many times.


38. Have you ever stolen anything off of a road?
Flashing warning light in front of a closed bridge. My parents guilted me into returning it. Fucking conscience.


39. When was the last time you dyed your hair?
Neva!


40. Who was the last person you rode in a car with?
My brother.


41. Have you kissed somebody in the last 2 weeks?
Yes.


42. Miss someone?
Mayyyyybe.


43. How is your last ex doing?
Couldn't care less.


44. Is there someone you want to fight?
Not really. Occasionally I run across someone who tempts me to blast them in the schnoz. The feeling is usually fleeting.