Breaking Up

Scarlet

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I am sure every member here has experienced a broken relationship at some time.
Was it agreeable, fiery, emotional or violent?
Did you lie to protect their feelings or to just get rid of them?
Did they stalk you or threaten you?
Reveal all here to Aunty Pinky.
You know you will feel better after relating it and we could do with a good laugh.


 

Unhappy Camper

Hells yeah
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Mar 10, 2008
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Bitches be all up on my nuts long after I done booted they ass out.

My Mojo is legendary.




Summary;

No, I am blessed with the ability of the mystical "emotion switch". I am able to disengage all negative emotions associated with such an event thereby leaving me free of the normal baggage of break ups.
 

Titty

Proud White Boy
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Mar 2, 2008
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Pfft ... The best place for emotional upheaval and petty mushy feelings is in a tight ball in the pit of the stomach.... covered with Rum.
Hey, you're talking to a guy who'll hit a drive-thru on the way to a funeral and leave the garbage in the casket.


And rum gives me the poops. Vodka is better.
 

Scarlet

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You are all cruel insensitive thugs.
God will be mightily displeased with you on the day of reckoning.
 

InterStella

Shit Mum.... Yay!
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Rule Britannia!
1. Was it agreeable, fiery, emotional or violent?

2. Did you lie to protect their feelings or to just get rid of them?

3. Did they stalk you or threaten you?
1. Defintely not agreeable. And the only reason it was never violent, I'm sure, is because I refused to see him alone.

2. I never lied. I just said it was done and dusted.

3. If you can stalk by phone, then yes. Death threats were made toward myself, then all in the house - "Watch your back", "I know where you've been tonight", "I'll burn down the house while you're all asleep", "I hope you get breast cancer".... amongst others. But he left most of them on my answerphone. Fucking idiot.
 

Jenn

True Bitch
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Mar 14, 2008
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When my ex and I broke up, it was mutual. He was getting into things that I didnt believe in, like drugs and such not to mention, jealous as fuck.. he'd get pissed at me if another guy looked at me. There would be a fight all night long because of it. It hurt, but I had to move on..and I met my husband, and well, that was that. I haven't spoken to my ex since. It never turned violent though.
 

MoonChild69

douceur de vivre
Mar 31, 2008
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My ex used to do the same shit, accuse me of cheating all the time, till I finally said what the hell I might as well. ;p
 

Violet

Yaa!
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Well, I won't get into the long, sordid tale of my last horrible break-up...

but one of the more fucked-up things he did was when he recorded over footage of my son. He took the camcorder and videotaped himself masturbating to porn on my tv. I couldn't make out his face, but I threatened to take it to the cops, and soon after there was a break-in and he had re-recorded over all but the initial 2 seconds of him setting up.
 

Klautermauffen

F-f-f-f-f-f-f-founderrr
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Mar 11, 2008
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Meh, it was emotional for him. I kept trying to get it across that I didn't want to be with him anymore and he assumed if he just ignored that I'd said anything and acted like everything was fine that he could keep me. So... Christmas morning, he showed up with presents for me and my family and I told him in no uncertain terms that he was not interesting to me anymore and we were done.

He tried to play the "You just need time" thing, but I told him I was interested in someone else far more attractive and motivated about their life and that I'd always been honest with him... and now the honest truth was that he had to go because he was hindering my chances with the other guy.

He sobbed and snotted everywhere, begged, etc... I just finished my breakfast and asked him to do that elsewhere. He gave my dad a crossbow though. He tried to give it back, but Sam (my ex) refused to take it back, hehe. He still has the crossbow and loves it :D

All my other exes were from not very serious relationships and we're all still friends. I would still be friends with ^that^ guy if he wasn't such a butt hurt little bitch. He now has a new girlfriend who seems more his style. She's really mousey and cutesy, has a thing for wannabe band guys and whatnot - basically my polar opposite, so I'm happy for him. If you're the type of person who can't stand up for yourself, I end up mowing right over the top without even realizing it. It's just not healthy to be okay with that.
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Weird sidenote: I've never been broken up with. I've always been the one to walk out, so I've never had that whole broken hearted girl experience. Maybe some day? Meh, I don't even know that I'd be all *sniffle snort* he left me!! Dunno though. Maybe...
 

OutKast

Dude!
Mar 22, 2008
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My last break up before I met my husband,was with my girlfriend Michelle.. I broke up with her because she made me so mad that I wanted to punch her in the mouth. I never hit women..I'll fight with a man but not a woman..
 

Blood

Crimson Kunoichi
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Mar 11, 2008
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My last breakup was with this dude i'd known forever. He was a total sweetheart at first but then he kinda turned stalkerish. Like jerking outside my window stalkerish...

But after the rumor started going around that i was a lesbian he got disinterested and moved on to stalk someone else that fit the "Ted Bundy profile".

I don't know why, but I'm a total weirdo magnet.
 

Polar Bear

ppbbtt! -excuse me.
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Mar 5, 2008
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Her name was Jennifer. She was a control freak, wanted everything her way. And she was alot like her mother, who she hated, yet she had a high opinion of herself, which was kinda weird.

Anyways, one day I sat down and continued to drink alcohol until she went away. Best thing I ever did for both of us. She married a doctor, and I went into 12 Oaks rehab center, ( http://www.addictionresourceguide.com/listings/twelve.html )which was like summer camp with crazy people in charge. recovering meth heads, and heroin addicts are easy to beat at Volleyball. I was a fucking champ. They made me their leader. Fun shit.
 

Cúchulainn

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Meh. She left me while I was deployed. Ran off to fuck an illegal Mexican immigrant in California.

No matter, now the state's on fire. And I've got a 1968 Mercury Montego MX that I think I love more than I ever did her.

I hope she burns to death with that fucking 'Spick.