Cow escapes from abattoir.... troof

InterStella

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A cow has escaped from an abattoir, leaping down a manhole and fleeing for a mile through a town's underground sewage system, before being captured in northern France.

The 90-stone animal was finally located beneath a church in Noeux-les-Mines (near Calais) after the vicar reported a muffled 'mooing sound' coming from underneath the building.

Anyway, council sewage workers found the cow wedged in a tight bend in the tunnel, and it was sedated before being dragged back to the surface using a winch and a crane.

But it was later put down due to injuries sustained in the rescue operation.

So I suppose it's not that funny.

Aww.
 

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Poor cow, i would have taped her legs back together and named her Barron Von Squiggle britches and kept her forever and ever.

She worked really hard to escape, she should have been rewarded for it damnit.
 

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Poor cow, i would have taped her legs back together and named her Barron Von Squiggle britches and kept her forever and ever.

She worked really hard to escape, she should have been rewarded for it damnit.
I know, I know.

And, because she was 'put down' and not 'slaughtered', I'm guessing she might not make it to MacDonalds either. Oh, so sad.

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