Deceiving your love one

Was I wrong?

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KommieKat

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Have you deceived? I don't mean in an evil, drastic manner.
I mean in something less immoral.

Well, I have. Here's my story:

I had a vasectomy about a year and a half ago and I've been fucking like a rabbit.
So, I......told, no wait, I lied, no wait........I said to my wife:
"The doctor said I need to ejaculate everyday for a week to relieve the pain."

That's the lie. The doctor never said that, but I told her this and asked if she could suck me everyday, every morning for a full 7 days, one full week.

She believed me and she did it, with pleasure.

Was I wrong?

Please, lord Jesus, if the forum members find me to a bad boy, please forgive my sins.
 

Klautermauffen

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That's nasty. Why did I have to picture that..? *blegh*

To answer your question, I'm hoping she knows you were full of it and was just being a sweety about it all.
 

RapedBySeveral

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Is your wife a bit on the less-intelligent side? Can't picture how a convo like that would go with a doc. Wrong, yes I can:
Doc: Marital status?
Red: Yeah, I'm married.
Doc: Does she give good head?

If what Josie hopes for is true: awwwww, cuuuute!
If not: tell her that doc prescribed taking a pic of her boobies and posting them on a public forum.
 

Incognito

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Yeah... that was the wrong thing to do. You should never lie to your ol lady. If she finds out about your lie, you're in for it. Obviously, you're feeling kinda guilty about it. I know how you can make up for it. Eat her pussy every day for a week. Just tell her you wanna pay her back for what she did for you. You'll feel better and she'll love you even more than before.
 

mcsmc

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There isnt a poll option for doesnt know how to spell deceiving.

And yeah, my apostrophe key is broken.
 

Mamba

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Ew. You were wrong but not unforgiveably wrong. So who cares. It's not a bad deception.
 

KommieKat

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Eww... shut up.
That's nasty. Why did I have to picture that..? *blegh*

To answer your question, I'm hoping she knows you were full of it and was just being a sweety about it all.
Ew. You were wrong but not unforgiveably wrong. So who cares. It's not a bad deception.
Exactly what part of this thread is "Ew"?? I don't get it.

Is your wife a bit on the less-intelligent side? Can't picture how a convo like that would go with a doc. Wrong, yes I can:
Doc: Marital status?
Red: Yeah, I'm married.
Doc: Does she give good head?

If what Josie hopes for is true: awwwww, cuuuute!
If not: tell her that doc prescribed taking a pic of her boobies and posting them on a public forum.
Please keep a point or two in mind:
No conversation took place with any doctor.

Don't confuse Naivety with stupidity.

Yeah... that was the wrong thing to do. You should never lie to your ol lady. If she finds out about your lie, you're in for it. Obviously, you're feeling kinda guilty about it. I know how you can make up for it. Eat her pussy every day for a week. Just tell her you wanna pay her back for what she did for you. You'll feel better and she'll love you even more than before.
Would I need a fork and knife for this or chopsticks?
 

Scabman

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I lolled. You go, old chap, get yer dick sucked.


And I think just people got grossed out because they began to picture your noodle, so don't take the "ewww" comments too persnoal, even if you think of your cock as beautiful.
Because remember, Scabby thinks blowjobs are awesome!
So your r00l.

Yeah.
 

Entity

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I thought it funny he had to lie to her to get head from her.

What I don't understand is how she was dumb enough (?) to think head was the only way to get the desired result.

Or, maybe she really doesn't mind doing it and the dumb one is him thinking he had to lie to get it?

Seems if she minded she woulda either opted for sex or told him to go wank it.
 

Mamba

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And to think you would rather watch Star Trek re-runs after all she has done for you.
 

KommieKat

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I thought it funny he had to lie to her to get head from her.

What I don't understand is how she was dumb enough (?) to think head was the only way to get the desired result.

Or, maybe she really doesn't mind doing it and the dumb one is him thinking he had to lie to get it?

Seems if she minded she woulda either opted for sex or told him to go wank it.

Yes, I lied. I lied to get head EVERY DAY OF THAT PARTICULAR WEEK.

Stupidity has nothing to do with it, Jr.
 

Mamba

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Hey, guess what ladies. I do have my fair share of sex. I'd bet even more than you do.
I doubt THAT!

By the way, playing with your weiner while your wife rolls over and plays dead does not count as sex.
 

4nik8

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Gee, when was the last time you used that one, high school, just before you dropped out because of being prego?
That's a low blow. Even for you.

I agree though with what was said earlier.
Not by you. By Entity. You're dumb because you lied to get it and didn't know how to get it without having to lie.