Do you remember the first porn movie you ever seen?

SittinGrumpy

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I do not remember the name but the movie started off with this guy waiting tables, the woman he was waiting on was a real bitch. So to get even with her, he jacked off in the chicken and put his man juice all over her sandwich...old bitch said it was the best sandwhich she ever had....

I never watched another porno again.


What's your story?
 

NiBBler

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Mine was watching a man who was tied up and on his hands and knees, with a gag in his mouth having a small green apple inserted into his rectum by a dominatrix chick. He looked and sounded like he was enjoying it. WEIRD.
 

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I was in 5th grade. I stayed home from school that day. I was bored and remembered that my brother had once told me of a mysterious stash of videos up in the parent's closet.
Curious, I explored and found the legend was true. I grabbed the first one off the stack and popped it in the VCR.
What I saw next changed my life, for the better, forever. The TV screen instantly changed from boring, cumbersome, and lame daytime television...to a hot moaning black chick doing reverse doggy on a white guy on a desk while sucking off another white guy. I remember the high contrast of white cock in dark vagoo so sharply that I can still probably describe the scene shot for shot. I watched until the money shot at the end. She appeared to like it, I appeared to be hard.

And so it was, I became a porn addict at 10.
 

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I believe I was in 6th grade at the time.

It was summer vacation, so I was out of school and for some reason I decided to go snooping through my dad's sock drawer... Low and behold there were a couple of unmarked VHS tapes in the drawer. Curiosity got the better of me, so I put one of them into the VCR.

Classic late 70's / early 80's where these two chicks were going to a rock concert. They were telling the cab driver about their intentions to fuck the lead singer of the band, and somehow, through the miracle of porn, the girls ended up in a threesome with the cab driver.

I have no idea what the name of the movie was, but I can still distinctly remember the fucking furious bushes that both of those bitches were rocking. Apparently the razor had not yet been invented.
 

SittinGrumpy

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I believe I was in 6th grade at the time.

It was summer vacation, so I was out of school and for some reason I decided to go snooping through my dad's sock drawer... Low and behold there were a couple of unmarked VHS tapes in the drawer. Curiosity got the better of me, so I put one of them into the VCR.

I never had the nerve to watch anything my parents had hid, I was always afraid it was them LOL
 

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Yep. It was Debbie Does Dallas. I lived with my boyfriend and his family at that time (still in highschool - long story). The 'boys' (my bf and his dad) were out doing something boy like... so his mom decided it was girls' night for me, her, her daughter, and daughter's friend...

We watched it with popcorn (that no one ate) on the big screen tv in the living room with the volume up really loud.

I think she was sex starved.
 

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I was 10.

My parents went out on 'date" and told me NOT to touch the movies they put away somehwere.

All I remember was that it was about cave men, the guy was cold and the cave woman told him that body heat and friction would help warm him up.

That and I felt very weird.....but in a good way.

It was a monumental event in my life.

Discovery of Masturbation soon followed.
 

SittinGrumpy

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I never called you Vanilla...so play nice and tell me!!!
 

Negativecool

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I have an extensive collection, want to have a movie night?
Stop trying to get everyone to watch your library of personal fisting home videos.

Sure it's cool you can get your ass to stretch that far, but seriously do we all need to see it?
 

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Stop trying to get everyone to watch your library of personal fisting home videos.

Sure it's cool you can get your ass to stretch that far, but seriously do we all need to see it?
I am sure we could find something to suit your taste.
 

Zollo

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Sure it's cool you can get your ass to stretch that far

I must say, that would be negativecool
 

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When i was about 13 i watched this one porno with my brother and his friends. It was pretty much just a 60 minute VHS of a bunch of different porn clips and i thought it was hilarious.

The funny thing was by that time i already knew what sex was so instead of creaming my pants i pretty much pulled a mystery science theater 3000 and did voices for the characters. If you've never done that to a porno, you gotta try it, that shit's awesome.

I remember this butt-ugly skinny dude sitting on a sink while some saggy house wife sucked him off...he got a slack jawed yocal voice and she kinda talked like Frow off Austin powers. I think he kept making awful faces or something and it was just perfect for my voice over shenanigans. haha

Maybe that's why i can't really get into scripted porn like most people...i can't take it seriously.
 

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I think I was about 10 or 11. I was playing at the neighbor girl's house and she snagged a porn from under her uncle's mattress. It was about three hippie chicks who were on vacation in Mexico. They were abducted and tied up and forced into having sex with their sweaty, grimy captors. They were unhappy at first, but eventually they were really cool with it.

It was pretty fucking gross.

I'm still not much for porn, unless it involves midgets.
 

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I can remember since elementary school days, coming home after school and checking the mailbox for dad's newly delivered Playboy.

He was a 25 yr subscriber to that mag. In those days (late 1960's and early 70's) it was wrapped in paper which was easy to take off and put back on.

Dad knew I was checking them out.
Also, when they were at work, I was peeking in the drawers and found some picture book of Japanese erotica during Edo period and moms strange device that vibrated.
Had no idea what it was back then.
 

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Bump.

Anyone else watch Debbie Does Dallas? The red candle stick scene was hilarious. My boyfriend's sister really liked the color red and was quite spoiled, lazy, fat, and bitchy....

So her mother made a rule that red was *her* color. I wasn't allowed to wear it and no one else associated with their family was either - unless miss priss said you could...

We were all watching the candle stick scene, and I totally had my chance for a cheap shot.

Look, [miss priss], it's a red candle!!!!! Can I get you one for your birthday? Or better yet, a red dildo.... I think it might feel a little better than the waxy candle parts... iono... I think I'll just get both and let you decide..."

I got her a red candle stick for her birthday.

That bitch was awful. She was always talkin shit about me, spreading rumors, throwing fits... but then would always copy my style, my hair, etc. Drove me nuts. Cuz then Mommy Dearest would try to tell me that was now miss priss's "thing" and I was offending the family by "stealing" it from her.

I hope she dies of a combination anal and vaginal prolapse.

Hehehehe, like feces leakage into the vagina, where a massive infection takes over her whole body and slowly eats her alive. Awesome.