English people are fucked.

Polar Bear

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The National Gurning Championship, held in England is a yearly event where they award people for making fucked up faces while looking though a horse's collar.

You heard me right...there's actually a fucking event called gurning, where the object is to make the most fucked up face while looking through a horse collar.







This years winner:


Seriously...what the fuck is wrong with you people over there, eh?
 

Blood

Crimson Kunoichi
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Hahaha they got some pretty gnarly looking people there, so i could see why this would be turned into an event.

They are all like "Woohoo it's my time to shine!"
 

Silly Cunt

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I just saw my Grandmother, Grandfather and Father in the opening post, and was going to debate that they are indeed not English, but My family, Australians.

Then I got it.
 

Mamba

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Heh. I'm English and I guess you already saw my sexy gurn in the other thread.
 

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Fuck.... this bitch should have easily won. Not merely for her plug-ugly face, but also on account of her having four hands.
It looks like she is trying to stick her head up Margaret Thatcher's parched snatch.