Fuck Shoes

Scarlet

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I had to buy another pair of shoes last week. Whilst trying them on I remembered an old joke I'd heard somewhere.

I KNOW you've all heard it a trizillion times before.

I KNOW it was around when Noah was a schoolboy.

I KNOW the fucking Asians probably invented it...

but because I HATE the fucking lot of you I'm going to subject you to it again....ahaha...fuck you!!!




A woman goes shoe-shopping one day. As the salesman is helping her try on shoes he notices she is not wearing panties. He looks at the woman and says, “Man, I’d love to fill that with ice cream and eat it!â€

The woman slaps the man and runs home to tell her husband. The husband acts disinterested and his wife gets angry and asks, “Aren’t you going to do anything!?â€

The husband replies, “First of all, you have too many shoes as it is. Second, you shouldn’t be out shopping without panties. And third of all, I’m not going to mess with anyone who can eat that much ice cream!â€



 

Scarlet

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Ah. Poor little girl. Your pissed, so you'll do what is predictable with inbred folks like you and Hardwood by following me around from post to post, replying with the same ?insults?.



How lame.
ahahahaha

You just owned yourself, traitor.
Have a look who started this thread!!!
Who followed who here?

ahahahahahahaha fart ahahahaha


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