Giggle Snort of the Day

funeeman

Spank Me!
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Mar 3, 2008
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Got this email today. It gave me a good chuckle.




Two Rednecks (Appalachian Americans),
Larry and Doug, are sitting at their favorite
bar, drinking beer.

Larry turns to Doug and says, 'You know,
I'm tired of going through life without an
education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the
Community College and sign up for some
classes.'

Doug thinks it's a good idea and the
two leave.

The next day, Larry goes down to the
college and meets Dean of Admissions,
who signs him up for the four basic
classes: Math, English, history, and Logic.

'Logic?' Larry says. 'What's that?'

The dean says, 'I'll give you an example.
Do you own a weed eater?'

'Yeah.'

'Then logically speaking, because
you own a weed eater, I think that
you would have a yard.'

'That's true, I do have a yard.'

'I'm not done,' the dean says. 'Because
you have a yard, I think logically
that you would have a house.'

'Yes, I do have a house.'

'And because you have a house, I
think that you might logically have
a family.'

'Yes, I have a family.

'I'm not done yet. Because you have
a family, then logically you must
have a wife. And because you have
a wife, then logic tells me you must
be a heterosexual.'

'I am a heterosexual. That's amazing,
you were able to find out all of that
because I have a weed eater.'

Excited to take the class now, Larry
shakes the Dean's hand and leaves
to go meet Doug at the bar. He tells
Doug about his classes, how he is
signed up for Math, English, History,
and Logic.

'Logic? ' Doug says, 'What's that?'

Larry says, 'I'll give you an example.
Do you have a weed eater?'

'No.'

'Then you're a queer.'
 

proper stranger

Yaa!
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Apr 23, 2011
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Now that's comedy.

Let me try a short one here.

A man at a liars anonymous meeting stands and says, "Hi my name is Fred and I am a liar".
A man in the back stands up and says, "Sure it is Frank, tell us another one".
 
Now that's comedy.

Let me try a short one here.

A man at a liars anonymous meeting stands and says, "Hi my name is Fred and I am a liar".
A man in the back stands up and says, "Sure it is Frank, tell us another one".
I don't get it.

hahahaha jk

Okokokok - Q: What's red and green and red and yellow and purple and orange and white and pink and black and blue and shaven?

A - My vagina on Paintball Day.
 

Mamba

Uranium
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May 22, 2008
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^ Ew.

Okay, so Son says to Father...... "What's the difference between confident and confidential?"
Father thinks about it for a while and goes "Well, James.. you are my son of that I am confident"
Son nods in understanding.
Father leans in closer and whispers "Your friend Timmy is also my son, that's confidential."