Grandma got ran over

NiBBler

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I just pulled this off of my facebook. A "friend" posted it ( I met the chic once). My response to her post "You are shittin' me".

I am sorry, but I found this so hilarious, I peed myself. One day, I will probably be paid back for my sick sense of humor, but today, I laughed like hell.

Amanda Lowrance well, my grandma had parked the car in front of her house and forgot to put the e-brake on so the car started to roll back and she tried to jump back in it to put the brake on, well the car knocked her over and ran over her. she's in the hospital with 2 broken ribs. please pray for her. i love you grammie.

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NiBBler

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Oh yeah, her other friend's responses. I am still laughing.

Becca Feigi called the police for her i didnt see it happen but i saw her outside. tell her i hope she feels better!

about an hour ago

Amanda Lowrancewow, that means alot. you have no idea how much i appreciate that, and i will definitely tell her. thankyou :)

about an hour ago


Becca Feigmy girl lilli is the one who told me she was walking to her car to leave and i was inside. i'm glad she is gonna be alright though. :)

about an hour ago


Amanda Lowrancegirl me too. thanks :)

about an hour ago


April Wiblitzhouserpraying for her!!!

about an hour ago


Caitlin Louise MartinOm my goodness, I will pray for her...I am so sorry!

about an hour ago


Amanda Lowrancethankyou guys so much.

about an hour ago


Amanda Lowrancejust called her becca, she said thankyou.

about an hour ago


Helen McNeilWow im so sorry, you both are in our prayers

about an hour ago


Amanda Lowrancethanks girl ♥

about an hour ago


Amber Nicole JacksonOMG GIRL. I hope she gets better. I will send her a special prayer tonight.

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Amanda Lowrancethankyou amber♥ that means a lot.

28 minutes ago


Flossie Hartshorn LowranceOMG, I am so sorry, we will be praying for her.

7 minutes ago


Joshua A Byrdoh my gosh! sending prayers and good wishes get well soon!

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Unhappy Camper

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LoLz @ the country bumpkin and their silly ass "prayer" invocation.

Stupid hicks .. if prayer is the answer AFTER the car runs down drunk ass gramma, then it would stand to reason that one could also have some preventative prayer and avoid having gramma be a speed bump.



...idjits.
 

NiBBler

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LoLz @ the country bumpkin and their silly ass "prayer" invocation.

Stupid hicks .. if prayer is the answer AFTER the car runs down drunk ass gramma, then it would stand to reason that one could also have some preventative prayer and avoid having gramma be a speed bump.



...idjits.
Sigh.. you missed the point.

It's freakin' funny!
 

SlimSkeeter

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LoLz @ the country bumpkin and their silly ass "prayer" invocation.

Stupid hicks .. if prayer is the answer AFTER the car runs down drunk ass gramma, then it would stand to reason that one could also have some preventative prayer and avoid having gramma be a speed bump.



...idjits.
Sigh.. you missed the point.

It's freakin' funny!
No, he just made a new one. The idea of a micromanaging deity seems irksome.
 

urateup

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LoLz @ the country bumpkin and their silly ass "prayer" invocation.

Stupid hicks .. if prayer is the answer AFTER the car runs down drunk ass gramma, then it would stand to reason that one could also have some preventative prayer and avoid having gramma be a speed bump.



...idjits.
It's scared the hell out of me when I discovered I think so much like you dude....lol. Should I commit myself now or wait another year?
 

NiBBler

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More from the same person.. I was going to delete her, but she can be somewhat entertaining.

Apparently she has a cold....




Amanda Lowrance pray for me, i have had the WORST cold for SUCH a long time. www.blogtv.com/people/lawrville


11 hours ago · Comment · Like / Unlike · View Feedback (9)Hide Feedback (9)Katie BoydIf it's been more than a week it's not a cold. Go to the doctor.

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Katie BoydAnd quit beening so dramatic- you don't need prayers.

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Amanda Lowranceactually i dont need your fucking opinion. im not dramatic, i believe praying works. and if you knew the story behind it you would shut the hell up and by the way. i cant afford a doctor so keep your opinons to yourself.

11 hours ago


Nibbler
Ok... talking about praying while spouting out profanity makes you look the fool. Stop.

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Amanda Lowrancei really dont need your opinion either.

8 hours ago


NibblerWasn't an opinion.. it was a truthful statement. Think about it.

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Katie BoydYou are awfully defensive. I'm going to be a fucking nurse. It wasn't my opinion, it's a medical fact.

7 hours ago


Stephanie KoonceThat sucks, hope you feel better soon. I will keep you in my prayers, never give up on that :)

6 hours ago


Amanda Lowrancethanks stephanie, i appreciate that :)

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SlimSkeeter

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I think I almost shed a tear....

"OMG I'm sick!! Pray for me!"

"Go see a doctor if its real bad." <~~~ fairly sound advice, BTW.

*flipping out, profanity, rant* for your information!! GOD WILL CURE ME, THIS IS JUST A TEST!!






I think someone may have posted a story about ^^^ that kind of thing. I think a kid DIED cuz the parents were trying to pray him/her better.
 

SlimSkeeter

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Unfortunately, many kids have died due to their parents' ignorant insistence upon faith healing all.

Faith won't even get you a good cup of coffee.
Sure it will. I pay my 75 cents or whatever to the guy behind the counter, and have faith that what comes my way will be coffee.
 

Syenite

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I think I almost shed a tear....

"OMG I'm sick!! Pray for me!"

"Go see a doctor if its real bad." <~~~ fairly sound advice, BTW.

*flipping out, profanity, rant* for your information!! GOD WILL CURE ME, THIS IS JUST A TEST!!






I think someone may have posted a story about ^^^ that kind of thing. I think a kid DIED cuz the parents were trying to pray him/her better.

Stuuuupiiiiidddd.