Happy Canada Day

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Just wanted to wish everyone a safe and happy Canada Day!!!


Canada
Here are some reasons to be proud to be Canadian:

1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass
10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed
the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to
Germany.
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.
14. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American
mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
23. A Canadian invented Superman.

BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!

Oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.
Hey, stick that in your pipe and toke it
 

Lethal_Lefty

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I spent a summer in Canada playin baseball 2 years ago...great time. Canada is OK in my book, eh?

I'd hate to be there in the winter tho...fuck that.
 

SlimSkeeter

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Yay Canada!
I'm kinda impressed. No Komment from Kommie.



















...yet
 

Klautermauffen

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hehe, cute list. It's kinda weird being Alaskan... technically American... but wahayyy more Canadian identity than obese monstrosity suburban updo nonsense!

Happy Canada Day!
 

Cúchulainn

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pffffft......thats a judgement on a whole country based on what?
Absolutely nothing. I've got nothing against Canada. I also know little about the country, save that a sizable portion of their population speaks French, a sin that is easily overlooked in light of their performance during WWII. They stood shoulder to shoulder with British and American troops on multiple occasions.

So, yeah, I've got nothing against Canada. But I figured some assclown was going to say something negative, so I figured it'd be me.
 

Blood

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Canada creeps me the fudge out...

I use to go snowboarding there ever single winter and it was a hardcore culture shock for me.
And here i thought Texans were nice...but Canadians are almost cult nice... haha

Everyone was waaay too happy over there, like they would go out of their way to smile or say hello to you on the street. (And NO, i wasn't hanging around any whore houses or potheads..it was just the general public) It honestly creeped me the fuck out.

I don't know, when I'm there i just can't shake the feeling that they are all somehow up to no good.
I got my money on cannibals...most folks there did kinda look like they might want to eat me..:baffled:
 

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Facts and Opinions about Canada

FACT: 80% of Canada's population is located on the border of the United States.
OPINION: Canada may invade the United States at any given moment.
FACT: Some Canadians speak French.
OPINION: Canadians speak French so that Americans can't understand them.
FACT: Canada is the second largest country in the world (After Russia).
OPINION: Canada feels the need to become the largest country in the world.
FACT: Canada has maritime boundary disputes with the US.
OPINION: Canada will try anything to increase its size.
FACT: Canada's population growth rate is higher then that of the United States.
OPINION: Canadians are trying to over populate the world.
FACT: Canadians have a longer life expectancy rate then Americans.
OPINION: Canadians may not be human.
FACT: In Ontario (the province that is home to the capital of Canada) it is now legal for women to go topless in public.
OPINION: Canada is sliding down the slippery slope of immorality and plans to drag the USA along with it.
FACT: Canada has 6,522,092 males fit for military service.
OPINION: Canadian soldiers are all prepared to give their lives for the betterment of the country.
OPINION: Canada owns more of America then Americans do.
OPINION: Canadians may be trying to buy your country out from under you.
FACT: The popular Fox TV show "The X-Files" is filmed in Canada.
OPINION: Canadians are actually alien invaders from another galaxy.
CONCLUSION: Canadians hate Americans and have plans to overtake the US, and they have the power to do so.