Technically, everywhere is somewhere something or someone died and decayed or was buried. So....Have you ever had sex in a graveyard?
The man there is a creeper and a kidnapper, sheesh. Fuck no, if one tried I'd have to break something of his that is normally labeled "vital".Have you ever been taken by a man in mid winter... outside... with hard nipples... from behind? (direct quote from 'the man')
he was talkin about sexy times! geez..The man there is a creeper and a kidnapper, sheesh. Fuck no, if one tried I'd have to break something of his that is normally labeled "vital".
yes :14_003:skeet skeet muthfukka god damn! said:Have you ever orgasmed without anything actually directly stimulating your naughty bits?
Sounded like kidnapping. "Taken by a man from behind"....kidnapping or anal rape. Whatever. LOLhe was talkin about sexy times! geez..
Yep....so long as a ball counts.Have you ever made something completely of duct tape? (yew know yer a redneck if...)
uhyea.no.Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Yuss....apparently my face paled a bit because I was asked "are you feeling ok?"uhyea.no.
but I had a dream about it as a little girl ! We hiked up flat top and made a camp fire and danced around it half naked, while I was slowly dying from some disease that caused welts to appear on my chest and abdomen.. this was after I met him in a large bathroom of a white mansion. He busted out of the shower with a machine gun while I was discovering the red rash under my leather vest in the mirror. He was just an average-looking guy with an evilness about him that enjoyed my realization that I was dying. For some reason, I felt like I had to do what he said - but I also liked letting go and doing some stupid shit like stripping down half naked and dancing around a camp fire, not caring that I was covered in disease.
..I checked behind all shower curtains for YEARS after that dream.
Have you ever accidentally eaten a bug in public, realized it while it was in your mouth, and simply decided not to make a scene and swallow the damn thing..?
Yeah.. some kids back in highschool that I wanted to buck up a little, just to try to be happier. But I guess that does constitute caring.. just not as much as they believed. It was more about creating a happier atmosphere overall, not really directly about them. =/Have you ever faked caring about someone?