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Fayettenam Area, NC
A man living across the road from me wanted to clear out some trees from his property. He came over and asked if I had a chainsaw he could borrow.

I let him borrow my brand new chainsaw and told him that he could cut down at least 30 trees a day with this saw.

He thanked me and walked back home. Later that week he came back sweating and swearing up a storm. "30 trees a day huh?" he says " I can barely saw down 3 trees a day".

I grabbed the saw from his hand and pulled the rope and it started right up. The man stared at me and mouth agape and asked "Whats that noise?