We are saddened by your plight, and Jehovah willing, hope you find peace.
Telling your mother not to worry is like telling time to remain motionless.
Officer O'doole informed us of your habit of sleeping in train stations and your proclivity for pleasuring passersby in order
to support your meth habits. He's such a kind boy ... if only you had remained his betrothed we all would have been much happier.
Should you wish to rededicate yourself to Jehovah you will always find a place in our home.