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Boner

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Yeah, so I got married Saturday. It was great. I hired a string quartet for the ceremony and had my big band jazz group play the cocktail party following. Really nice wedding. Way to go me.

Last night I learned that I made a good choice in my bride. She wanted me to look something up on her phone. I opened a browser, put in www, and the first auto-complete URL that came up was pornhub. I said something about it with a sly grin and she didn't miss a beat. She said, "Well, since it's there, let's see what's posted today!"

Yep, she's a keeper.
 

Chapped Ass

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Congrats on finding true love man! You should be stood against a wall with all the other music defiling jazz fans and be burnt to death with the molten remains of your saxophones. You're an abomination!
 

Boner

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Congrats on finding true love man! You should be stood against a wall with all the other music defiling jazz fans and be burnt to death with the molten remains of your saxophones. You're an abomination!
Thanks!
So, you won't be coming over to listen to old Coltrane records?
 

Boner

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If that ain't bad enough for you, though - I do play in a polka band as well.
Man, I'm so uncool hipsters want to be like me.
 

Chapped Ass

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No offense. I'm down with a lot of music types. I just can't get in to jazz. The theme to Charlie Brown is as close as I get, but even that song trails off in the middle to a meandering set of notes that seems directionless, as if the people playing it are making the shit up as they go. It doesn't help that I think the saxophone is the crying infant of the horn family.
 

Chapped Ass

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Jesus Christ, how many bands are you in?

Edit: I would fucking totally learn how to play the accordion if I had even a lick of talent. Sadly, I do not. Also keep that in mind when listening to me criticize music styles. I like Kelly Clarkson.
 

Boner

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Jesus Christ, how many bands are you in?

Edit: I would fucking totally learn how to play the accordion if I had even a lick of talent. Sadly, I do not. Also keep that in mind when listening to me criticize music styles. I like Kelly Clarkson.
The number of bands I stay active with varies throughout the year. There are 3 groups that I stay with primarily. It keeps me happy and (usually) out of trouble.
 

Boner

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No offense. I'm down with a lot of music types. I just can't get in to jazz. The theme to Charlie Brown is as close as I get, but even that song trails off in the middle to a meandering set of notes that seems directionless, as if the people playing it are making the shit up as they go. It doesn't help that I think the saxophone is the crying infant of the horn family.
Yeah, jazz certainly isn't for everyone. Some of it I love, some of it not so much. The swing music is what I really dig. Some of the later stuff, the fusion and student jazz I can do without.
 

Boner

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Jesus Christ, how many bands are you in?

Edit: I would fucking totally learn how to play the accordion if I had even a lick of talent. Sadly, I do not. Also keep that in mind when listening to me criticize music styles. I like Kelly Clarkson.
By the way, I have an accordion in my collection. :-D

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Boner

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Yeah, congrats. :)

As I close in on 50 years of age (in a few months) I've concluded its probably a good thing to have some one that you like and likes you back rather than only your own increasingly bad body odor to keep you company.
:) I'm a bit behind you (2 months shy of 45) and this is marriage #3 for me. I hope I got it right this time. At least I TOOK my time. It's been about 10 years since my last one fell apart.
 

Boner

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Congratulations.

Also.. did I read somewhere that Chapped Ass likes Kelly Clarkson?
Thanks! And yeah, I think I saw something along those lines. I figure with all the weird shit I like, who am I to judge...