How to Get Sick:

gigman

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How to Get Sick: Feed Your Baby Synthetic Formula

When it comes to feeding your baby, nature's solution is undoubtedly the best one. Breast milk is loaded with nutrients to help babies grow healthy and strong, and it also contains important antibodies that help protect them from illness. Breastfed babies are less likely to suffer from allergies, respiratory infections, and dental problems than those who a re fed by artificial means. Women who breastfeed will reap the benefits, too. They'll reduce their risk of breast and ovarian cancer. In fact, breastfeeding may even help ease the symptoms of postpartum depression. Breast milk is, in many ways, the Maker's most perfect food.

An Added Benefit

One of the little-known benefits of breastfeeding is that it can help you shed excess weight you gained during pregnancy. You'll lose between 200 and 500 calories a day while breastfeeding — numbers that add up to big results on the scale.
 

Goddamn Prick

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How to get sick:

take tha ashes from 2 smoked ciggs ..

place ashes in warm cup of coffee ...

drink ...

gives the drinker intense flu like symptoms for appx 1 hour....was used many timea by people trying to get out of work details.
 

Titty

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You say that as if you somehow purposely incite the malevolence you receive. You're not calculating enough to plan further ahead than the next time your finger will probe your anus. Forget about planting seeds of turmoil. You're about as cunning as you are creative. And I've seen pigeons with infinitely more creativity than you. They smell better too.


Here's a thought: try posting something that involves more forethought and mental acumen than copy/pasting a portion of some article you read on the AOL welcome screen, with little to no indication you have the slightest clue what the hell it even entails. We get it- you don't place much stock in the health field. Most uneducated, ignorant, bottom-feeding, sister-fucking, buck-toothed simpletons like yourself don't. Whatever you fail to comprehend (pretty much everything that doesn't involve incest or Nascar) , you fear, and therefore condemn. You're the type of person who waits until an insignificant ailment morphs into a serious illness before seeking medical assistance. Then you'll blame the entire incident on doctors for not diagnosing and treating you sight unseen. I'd even go as far as to predict you're much more apt to defer to the advice of old wives' tales than that of a trained professional. Granny said ta put some chewin' tabakky on this here gunshot o' mine. Dang if that sumbitch ain't still bleedin' like a stuck pig. It's such a shame evolution has passed your family by.


I don't hate you because what you say. I hate you for who you are, you fucking sloth. Wander back over to the mud puddle you usually plague. Let the humans speak.
 

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You say that as if you somehow purposely incite the malevolence you receive. You're not calculating enough to plan further ahead than the next time your finger will probe your anus. Forget about planting seeds of turmoil. You're about as cunning as you are creative. And I've seen pigeons with infinitely more creativity than you. They smell better too.


Here's a thought: try posting something that involves more forethought and mental acumen than copy/pasting a portion of some article you read on the AOL welcome screen, with little to no indication you have the slightest clue what the hell it even entails. We get it- you don't place much stock in the health field. Most uneducated, ignorant, bottom-feeding, sister-fucking, buck-toothed simpletons like yourself don't. Whatever you fail to comprehend (pretty much everything that doesn't involve incest or Nascar) , you fear, and therefore condemn. You're the type of person who waits until an insignificant ailment morphs into a serious illness before seeking medical assistance. Then you'll blame the entire incident on doctors for not diagnosing and treating you sight unseen. I'd even go as far as to predict you're much more apt to defer to the advice of old wives' tales than that of a trained professional. Granny said ta put some chewin' tabakky on this here gunshot o' mine. Dang if that sumbitch ain't still bleedin' like a stuck pig. It's such a shame evolution has passed your family by.


I don't hate you because what you say. I hate you for who you are, you fucking sloth. Wander back over to the mud puddle you usually plague. Let the humans speak.
Hahahahaha!

How does it feel to be owned time and time again, gig? :10_003:
 

Klautermauffen

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I do believe I'm correct when I say I'm the biggest breastfeeding advocate on this board, but dude... that was lame.
 

Shade

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Im sure everyone has heard of this one, but its fun and easy to do. Go to a co-worker and ask them if there ok, cause they look sick. Through out the day ask if there feeling better, and let them know that they look sick. they usually start showing symptoms. Whats cool and interesting is there body temp will actually rise and there will be physical effects.
 

Klautermauffen

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Im sure everyone has heard of this one, but its fun and easy to do. Go to a co-worker and ask them if there ok, cause they look sick. Through out the day ask if there feeling better, and let them know that they look sick. they usually start showing symptoms. Whats cool and interesting is there body temp will actually rise and there will be physical effects.
I'm sure this would only work on some people. I just can't see my sister-in-law even giving you the time of day, much less placing any weight in what you had to say.

Shade: You look sick. Are you feeling, okay?
SIL: What? What the fuck, dude....
Shade: Well I hope you feel better.
SIL: You're creepy, you know that?
Shade: I'll check back later

*3 hours later*
Shade has been fired by the GM and my SIL is much happier :)

btw, this was just a random thought passing through my brain... hence, it is quite random :48_002:
 

InterStella

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I'm sure this would only work on some people. I just can't see my sister-in-law even giving you the time of day, much less placing any weight in what you had to say.

Shade: You look sick. Are you feeling, okay?
SIL: What? What the fuck, dude....
Shade: Well I hope you feel better.
SIL: You're creepy, you know that?
Shade: I'll check back later

*3 hours later*
Shade has been fired by the GM and my SIL is much happier :)

btw, this was just a random thought passing through my brain... hence, it is quite random :48_002:
You type sick. Are you feeling okay?

:yociexp37:
 

Shade

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I'm sure this would only work on some people. I just can't see my sister-in-law even giving you the time of day, much less placing any weight in what you had to say.

Shade: You look sick. Are you feeling, okay?
SIL: What? What the fuck, dude....
Shade: Well I hope you feel better.
SIL: You're creepy, you know that?
Shade: I'll check back later

*3 hours later*
Shade has been fired by the GM and my SIL is much happier :)

btw, this was just a random thought passing through my brain... hence, it is quite random :48_002:
In your case, i would tell you that your hubby might start changing and treat you good if you started feeling sick. Of course with you it would take you 4 or 5 years to notice.
 

Klautermauffen

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In your case, i would tell you that your hubby might start changing and treat you good if you started feeling sick. Of course with you it would take you 4 or 5 years to notice.
Newsflash: You're a moron and I ignore most of your posts and simply don't respond because there's just no point. You should do the same.

:10_003:
 

Shade

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Newsflash: You're a moron and I ignore most of your posts and simply don't respond because there's just no point. You should do the same.

:10_003:
2 posts up you responded...

If you ignored it, i doubt you would of posted....well, this.
 

gigman

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You say that as if you somehow purposely incite the malevolence you receive. You're not calculating enough to plan further ahead than the next time your finger will probe your anus. Forget about planting seeds of turmoil. You're about as cunning as you are creative. And I've seen pigeons with infinitely more creativity than you. They smell better too.


Here's a thought: try posting something that involves more forethought and mental acumen than copy/pasting a portion of some article you read on the AOL welcome screen, with little to no indication you have the slightest clue what the hell it even entails. We get it- you don't place much stock in the health field. Most uneducated, ignorant, bottom-feeding, sister-fucking, buck-toothed simpletons like yourself don't. Whatever you fail to comprehend (pretty much everything that doesn't involve incest or Nascar) , you fear, and therefore condemn
. You're the type of person who waits until an insignificant ailment morphs into a serious illness before seeking medical assistance. Then you'll blame the entire incident on doctors for not diagnosing and treating you sight unseen. I'd even go as far as to predict you're much more apt to defer to the advice of old wives' tales than that of a trained professional. Granny said ta put some chewin' tabakky on this here gunshot o' mine. Dang if that sumbitch ain't still bleedin' like a stuck pig. It's such a shame evolution has passed your family by.


I don't hate you because what you say. I hate you for who you are, you fucking sloth. Wander back over to the mud puddle you usually plague. Let the humans speak.
Do you seek medical attention for these tantrums?
www.drphil.com
He might be able to help your deranged mind.
 

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How to Get Sick: Feed Your Baby Synthetic Formula
Gigman, don't worry about the negative responses to your posts by these morons.
Very few of them have the ability to copy/paste or post anything positive.
 

4nik8

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Gigman, don't worry about the negative responses to your posts by these morons.
Very few of them have the ability to copy/paste or post anything positive.
Yeah...it's easier to knock what someone else posted rather than try and post something they find interesting...