I is back

Scabman

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Did you miss me?

I went to Pattaya in Thailand, and boy was that something.

Me and the boys on the first day:




Ridin' dirty on that thuc thuc yo!





"Dude, these weirdos are totally driving on the wrong side on the road!"
"Yeah, let's go and rent us some motorbikes!"





"So, like, this is some kind of an elephant show? What are we going to do?"





"SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!"

 

Violet

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Welcome back! Of course we missed you.


...But don't leave me hanging. What did the elephant do to you?
 

Scabman

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haha, I like how you're the tallest dude around and the old guy's lookin at you all jealous.
Dude actually took a picture of me. I think he was the father of the girl since he wanted me to stand next to her.
Kinda reminded me of China where random people on the street wanted to get their picture taken next to me.
 

Scarlet

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Damn, I like the look of that asian girl.
I'd even allow her Father liberties with me to see how she's put together. ;)
 

SittinGrumpy

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Glad you had a good time Scabby.....happier you are back ... there was limited sexy here while you were gone.
 

Blood

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What in the world were you doing at that elephant show anyway?
Like, what was the purpose of lying on the ground in front of it?
Was it supposed to fondle you, or jump over you, or what??

Also, you look adorable on the 'motorbike'!
Your nipple/belly button combo looks oddly like a serious face concentrating on serious business.

(I drew eyebrows so you can see the face better...)
 

Scabman

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What in the world were you doing at that elephant show anyway?
Like, what was the purpose of lying on the ground in front of it?
Was it supposed to fondle you, or jump over you, or what??

Also, you look adorable on the 'motorbike'!
Your nipple/belly button combo looks oddly like a serious face concentrating on serious business.

(I drew eyebrows so you can see the face better...)
*pic*
We were going to see elephants do stuff that elephants aren't supposed to do (dance, throw darts, paint, play basket etc) but before the show some guy that runned the show came up to us and asked if we wanted to do some stuff at the end of the show.
Like getting a "massage" from an elephant.
Since my friends all said "hell no!" I felt that I had to step up and show these noodles that vikings ain't scared of shit!
But I knew something was afoot when I suddenly were the last person left in the field. And I got a penis massage from the elephant.
Fucker hit my balls.


I'm serious face all the way.

Hehehe . . . . .I can totally see the face.
Also, I feel the need to point out that its a fucking scooter, not a motorbike.
Anyway. Scabs, did you manage to get a handul of man-boy penis.
No pics needed, thanks.
Scooter, motorbike, same same.

I WAS groped by a ladyboy outside one of the nightclubs, but for once I weren't robbed.
 

Gzus

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Scooter, motorbike, same same.

I WAS groped by a ladyboy outside one of the nightclubs, but for once I weren't robbed.
I'd rather be robbed of material things by anyone, than being robbed of my dignity, by being groped by a lady man.
Fuck that.
Maybe he/she/it saw you riding the little gay scooter, and thought you were up for a bit of pecker as well.
 

Scabman

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I'd rather be robbed of material things by anyone, than being robbed of my dignity, by being groped by a lady man.
Fuck that.
Maybe he/she/it saw you riding the little gay scooter, and thought you were up for a bit of pecker as well.
The last two times I was robbed it was by ladyboys, and believe me, they stole my dignity as well as the spare change I was having in my pockets at the time.

The friendly grope by the man with tits was way better then the ones that robbed me in Indonesia and Vietnam.
And leave my gay scooter out of this! He's done nothing wrong!
 

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What's with the Vietnamese, anyways? I'm beginning to think that country's biggest export-cashcow since the cold war has been the distribution of dirty whores and deviant sexual services.


Nguyễn Tấn Dũng: Prime minister, or Madame?