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Syenite

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I'll attempt to do a hand stand.

So I went to one of those machine fortune tellers that you put a quarter into and it prints you a little card. Maybe they're all like that, I don't know, but I found it amusing and desire share-time.

My card read as follows:

"Standard setting directives you set must be followed but the important thing is self-reformation. The words of appointment for accomplishment are pleasing but the important thing is self-reflection. There is nothing you can do to gain complete satisfaction without self-reflection. Nor can there be compliance without self-reformation.
Put loyalty and reliability first. If you have faults do not fear self-improvement.

Drop another coin and I will tell more - You're lucky numbers are 345, 87, 45, 68, 90"


... I did not drop another coin.
 

Mamba

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Ummmm...

Self-reflection..

So, look in a mirror a lot. And you're (snigger) life will be bountiful - and you will be satisfied.

Unfortunately, you aren't going to win the lottery. (not with those numbers anyhow)
 

Mamba

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Oh and if you don't like what you see in the mirror, there's always plastic surgery.

I think that's what it means anyway.

*grin*
 

Mamba

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I was wondering how I was supposed to go about putting 345 as one of my numbers.
Could be a house number... you know where the destined love of your life resides.

The one who is happy with you as you are - without the plastic surgery that this mean machine recommends.

tsk*
 

SlimSkeeter

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Standard setting directives you set must be followed but the important thing is self-reformation. The words of appointment for accomplishment are pleasing but the important thing is self-reflection. There is nothing you can do to gain complete satisfaction without self-reflection. Nor can there be compliance without self-reformation.
Put loyalty and reliability first. If you have faults do not fear self-improvement.
Uhm.... Fuck bitches, get money. That's what it means.
 

Absinthe

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Standard setting directives you set must be followed...
You are bossy

but the important thing is self-reformation.
but there is room for improvement

The words of appointment for accomplishment are pleasing
You are getting a promotion.

but the important thing is self-reflection.
but it is important that you figure out "who you are".

There is nothing you can do to gain complete satisfaction without self-reflection.
Doesn't matter what you do, it is all worthless unless you "find yourself".

Nor can there be compliance without self-reformation.
Uhm what?

Put loyalty and reliability first.
That^^

If you have faults do not fear self-improvement.
Quit being a pussy. [I didn't say that, the machine did...]

You're lucky numbers are 345, 87, 45, 68, 90
In 345 day, you will drive 87 mph in a 45 mph zone. Luckily the cop will clock you only at 68 mph and give you a $90 ticket. As Canada uses kph (as far as I know) you will most like be on a vacation finding yourself and working on self-improvement when your lucky numbers come up...

Drop another coin and I will tell more
Coin dropping not necessary. I will PM you my bank account...
 

Syenite

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Oh and if you don't like what you see in the mirror, there's always plastic surgery.

I think that's what it means anyway.

*grin*
Ahahaa. My god, even the machine fortune lady says I need plastic surgery. It MUST be true!

The whole thing sounds like a shitty Google Translate attempt.
I thought the same thing. I thought I'd get something like a fortune cookie thing. Instead I got a bunch of Taiwan translated gibberish.

Coin dropping not necessary. I will PM you my bank account...
That's the closest thing to sense I've gotten out of it yet! Yay.
 

Syenite

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You can't get bitches to do your bidding unless you adjust your attitude.

Damn, that's like saying you're bossy - twice!
But I do require compliance from everyone. I'll allow myself to be bossy.

This is the point where everything stopped making any sense.
Ahaha. Yeah, I thought it would be fun... like a fortune cookie. But it wasn't.