If you could..

Negativecool

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Change one thing. I don't care what it is. About yourself , others , how something works , or anything else. What would it be and why?
Sex burns too many calories. I want the vagina to do ALL of the work. I want to be able to just throw it in, and sit there and let the vag do it's work until I get there.

I want easy chair sex.

That is all, carry on.
 

Negativecool

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You've never been to Thailand, obviously.
If the women from this so called "Thailand" have the vaginal musculature I require, as in the ability to internally vigorously stroke my schwanstucker without the annoying need for any bodily movement on my or her part,...then what airline still has the functional capacity to transport me to this mysterious location of lore and wonder!?
 

Assinhat

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Fucking cold.
A mandatory sentence of 1 pound of twinkie's per month for all rabid health nuts.
Just to see the expression on their faces.
 

Silly Cunt

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If the women from this so called "Thailand" have the vaginal musculature I require, as in the ability to internally vigorously stroke my schwanstucker without the annoying need for any bodily movement on my or her part,...then what airline still has the functional capacity to transport me to this mysterious location of lore and wonder!?

They're everywhere dude, but it's done with the corn hole.

Get yourself to Thailand, now.