I'm making a movie

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No. It isn't scat or porn related in any way imaginable.

It's an urban off-roading movie inspired by some surf/skate/snowboard movies I've seen this winter, mixed with some classic Jackass-style scenes. The thing is, I've run out of ideas for what can be included in the movie.

I've got the usual staircase scenes planned out, I've got a shopping centre idea that needs proper planning and I've got the perfect university campus to utilise for various scenes.

Obviously this is probably illegal in many ways, so I think that attempting a stair-climb at the Opera House would be out of the question. I don't like the idea of being shot numerous times and, if somehow I survived the bullet wounds and impending beatings, would be accused of being a terrorist.

Does anyone have any more feasible ideas? Is there anything you've ever wanted to do with your own car but feared the ramifications?

Another one of my scenes will involve faking a break-down in the McDonald's drive-thru during their peak service period on a Friday night. It will involve me getting out and having to change a tyre right next to the service window.

Any ideas would be highly appreciated! The video will be posted on YouTube for all to see probably towards the end of this year.
 

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I feel the rush of X-treme off roadin when I bump up on a curb in my mom's Explorer. Maybe you should do a scene with parallel parking gone horribly wrong in which one, maybe two tires, roll onto the CURB by mistake!!

That would give me such a rush.
 

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Ugg ..

I recommend you put your efforts elsewhere.

The interwebs is littered with chodes that think they are "special" and unique with their X-what the fuck ever- video.

You can't scan you tube or meta cafe without seeing hundreds of idiots on bikes trying to do 180 mph down a crowded highway. No one thinks these assholes are cool EXCEPT themselves and their stoner friends.

Likewise there are hundreds of vids of dudes in a 4x4 trying to go over, under or through various things, again they only seem to amuse themselves and create a river of mockery from the public in general.

I beg you ... have some fucking self respect, man.
 

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Ugg ..

I recommend you put your efforts elsewhere.

The interwebs is littered with chodes that think they are "special" and unique with their X-what the fuck ever- video.

You can't scan you tube or meta cafe without seeing hundreds of idiots on bikes trying to do 180 mph down a crowded highway. No one thinks these assholes are cool EXCEPT themselves and their stoner friends.

Likewise there are hundreds of vids of dudes in a 4x4 trying to go over, under or through various things, again they only seem to amuse themselves and create a river of mockery from the public in general.

I beg you ... have some fucking self respect, man.
I know exactly what you're saying.

The internet is full of things that have been done before. My video idea, your forum idea, Kill's book idea.

I don't think I'm cool or special by doing the things I'll be doing. It's just downright fun for me! I think it would also be kind of fun to have something to show my kids one day about the things I got up to when I was their age.
 

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I know exactly what you're saying.

The internet is full of things that have been done before. My video idea, your forum idea, Kill's book idea.

I don't think I'm cool or special by doing the things I'll be doing. It's just downright fun for me! I think it would also be kind of fun to have something to show my kids one day about the things I got up to when I was their age.

That, sir, is an outstanding reason.

Good luck to ya !
 

Gravy

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I feel the rush of X-treme off roadin when I bump up on a curb in my mom's Explorer. Maybe you should do a scene with parallel parking gone horribly wrong in which one, maybe two tires, roll onto the CURB by mistake!!

That would give me such a rush.
You wouldn't catch me dead in an Exploder. A Jeep is bad enough as it is. American cars FTL. I miss my Hilux.
 

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You wouldn't catch me dead in an Exploder. A Jeep is bad enough as it is. American cars FTL. I miss my Hilux.
Maybe, in your case, driving a shitty Explorer would be so ill advised that it would be taking it to the...



X-TREME?!!
 

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No. It isn't scat or porn related in any way imaginable.
Another damn racist film?
Why can't you make one with scat, porn, and eating water melon whilst driving a car full of brothers in the KFC car-park?
 

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Another damn racist film?
Why can't you make one with scat, porn, and eating water melon whilst driving a car full of brothers in the KFC car-park?
... Where the hell can I find some brothers down here? I'll have to wait until another American aircraft carrier pays Sydney a visit. Mmmm... thousands of brothers, so little chicken.

I could open up a KFC opposite the docks and only have one cash register for shits n giggles!