Kids urban songs and ditty's

KommieKat

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Do you have any songs or ditty's that you can recall?
The one's that were funny at the time, but some 30 years later are not but you still remember them?

Well, could you be so kind and post them up for me?
I trade them with my English as a second language friends for theirs.

Here are a few of mine:

Birdy birdy in the sky,
Why did you turdy in my eye?
Well, that's ok, that's alright,
I'm just glad the cows don't fly.



Beans beans the magical fruit,
the more you eat, the more you toot,
the more you toot, the better you feel,
so eat them beans at every meal.


(this one you sing)
Daniel Boone was a man, a BIG MAN,
but the bear was bigger so he ran like a n***er up a tree.



OK, that's all I got for now. Please help if you can.
 

Klautermauffen

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Miss Suzie had a steam boat.
The steam boat had a bell.
*can't rem this line*
Miss Suzie went to hell-o
operator, please give me number 9
and if you don't I'll kick you in your
ask me no more questions
tell me no more lies
Miss Suzie and her boyfriend are kissing in the
d-a-r-k, d-a-r-k, dark dark dark
The boys are in the bathroom, zipping up their
flies are in the meadow, the bees are in their hive


I'm missing a lot of it and it's probably mostly wrong...

There's supposed to be something about a refrigerator and glass... and miss suzie's bra being like a million miles wide
 

Scabman

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Miss Suzie had a steam boat.
The steam boat had a bell.
*can't rem this line*
Miss Suzie went to hell-o
operator, please give me number 9
and if you don't I'll kick you in your
ask me no more questions
tell me no more lies
Miss Suzie and her boyfriend are kissing in the
d-a-r-k, d-a-r-k, dark dark dark
The boys are in the bathroom, zipping up their
flies are in the meadow, the bees are in their hive


I'm missing a lot of it and it's probably mostly wrong...

There's supposed to be something about a refrigerator and glass... and miss suzie's bra being like a million miles wide
Miss Susie had a steamboat
the steamboat had a bell
Miss Susie went to Heaven
the steamboat went to
hello operator
please give me number nine
and if you disconnect me,
I'll paddle your
Behind the refrigerator
there was a piece of glass
Miss Susie sat upon it and broke her little
ask me no more questions
tell me no more lies
the boys are in the girls' room
pulling down their flies
Miss Susie and her boyfriend
are kissing in the
D-A-R-K
D-A-R-K
D-A-R-K
[fast] DARK, DARK, DARK
dark is like a movie
a movie's like a show
a show is like a TV screen
and that is all I know
I know I know my mother
I know I know my pa
I know I know my sister
with the alligator bra!

http://www.gameskidsplay.net/jump_rope_ryhmes/jump_miss_susie.htm
 

Scabman

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Here I translate two old rhymes from the good ol' town of Bergen.

Have you met my wife Hermine?
She stands on the corner and show her ass for a dime.
And if she no dime receives.
She pull her pants up and leaves.

Have you met my cousin Jack?
He has as much hair in his ass as on his back
But this no girl will ever see
because it won't be good for her.... (lack of anything that rhymes, fuck you)...
 

Scabman

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"Honk Honk" says my uncles car
It can drive for many a mile!

The rest of the song is really not translateable, but it contains the words "yum yum" and several "honk honk"s.
Good times.
 

Gravy

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Mary had a little lamb
She also had a duck
She took it 'round the corner
And taught it how to...
Fried eggs for breakfast
Fried eggs for tea
The more you eat the more you drink
The more you need to...
Peter had a boat
The boat began to rock
Up jumped Jaws
And bit off his...
Cocktails, Ginger Ales
Two dollars a glass
If you don't like it
You can stick it up your...
Ask no questions
Tells no lies
I once saw a policeman
Doing up his...
Flies are bad
Mosquitoes are worse
This is the end
Of my silly verse!