Member xmas gifts

SlimSkeeter

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Basically, what would you get each member here as an xmas gift.

For Cranium, I would probably get him a Blake rifle like the one thats been handed down through my family ever since my great grandfather got it from Al Capone

For Absinthe: Recipes from around the world.

For Josie: a Classic Singer Sewing Machine

For Grumpy: A prescription for Xanax

For Nibbler: Same as above, or a package of razor blades

For Blood: (not that I hardly ever hear from her anymore) Anal Beads

For Violet: a puppy.

For Deadly Toxin: Hair Dye and a camera
 

Bunnee

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I only like about 3-4 people here enough to get them presents.

But since I spent all my monies on other people, they will just have to imagine i got them gifts.

After all its the thought that counts :p
 

KommieKat

Mao's Pet Cat
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I only like about 3-4 people here enough to get them presents.

But since I spent all my monies on other people, they will just have to imagine i got them gifts.

After all its the thought that counts :p
Why, thank you?

I just don't know what ever I'll do with this little toy bunnee that vibrates and seems the shape and size for lodging up my ass.
 

Klautermauffen

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My tired brain is pure sludge... but I'd probably be the annoying twit that gets you guys shit like...

Essential Oils
Homemade hot pads/diapers/pillows/slings for babies in the family
Homemade candies and cookies
A framed goof-ass picture of you that you posted here


Stuff like that. And a sappy letter asking that you please at least try the oils. =)

Hehe, I could totally come up with a gift list of oils for each of you - based on personality alone.
 

Scabman

I has title
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Cranium:


A full metal rubber band gun!
Piow piow!


Absinthe:



For Josie:


For Grumpy:


For Nibbler:


For Blood:


Violet:


Polar Bear


Slim:


Kommie:
 

SlimSkeeter

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And for Slim, I'd get a dull butter-knife so he could happily scrap off those ridiculous tats.

That goes for anybody who sports one around whistling, "Aren't I special!!"
Right now, you are the only one trying to be the center of attention.
 

Klautermauffen

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First, good to know you don't think I'm cheap ;)
Second... What does GLF do? Maybe I'm not reading it right, but it just seems to tell me where to apply it.
GLF cleans out your system really well and promotes great liver function. One of the ways to tell how well your liver is handling your diet is to look to your scalp. If you have scalp issues (along with some other things I won't go on about), then your liver is taxed.

In a nutshell, it's a potent system boost.
 

Klautermauffen

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topically over the liver or on Vita Flex points on the feet.


^^^ Umm .. yeah.

Liver OR Feet.

Wow.
well, he's right though. it is kind of vague... and it doesn't do much for the feet necessarily... it's just a great place to put it for effective absorption.

Boo. Let me go get my desk reference for better information. They have a whole section on GLF, but the site leaves ya kinda like "say wha?"


EDIT: the info I'm now looking at in the desk reference will be posted in the fibro and oils thread.
 

Mamba

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Basically, what would you get each member here as an xmas gift.

For Cranium, I would probably get him a Blake rifle like the one thats been handed down through my family ever since my great grandfather got it from Al Capone

For Absinthe: Recipes from around the world.

For Josie: a Classic Singer Sewing Machine

For Grumpy: A prescription for Xanax

For Nibbler: Same as above, or a package of razor blades

For Blood: (not that I hardly ever hear from her anymore) Anal Beads

For Violet: a puppy.

For Deadly Toxin: Hair Dye and a camera
*sniff*
 

NiBBler

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For Cranium: A surprise bag of sex toys designed specifically for male pleasure.

For Absinthe: A weekend get-a-way

For Josie: a babysitter

For Grumpy: A spy cam

For Scabman: A plane ticket to Raleigh, NC

For Neg: A thesaurus

For Saucy: A camera

For Slim: A high class hooker

For Kommie: A Bonsai tree
 

SlimSkeeter

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For Mamaba: A very expensive bottle of wine and Monopoly City (new version of Monopoly that I'm told is incredibly fun) that she can play with her kid.

For Cranium: A surprise bag of sex toys designed specifically for male pleasure.

For Absinthe: A weekend get-a-way

For Josie: a babysitter

For Grumpy: A spy cam

For Scabman: A plane ticket to Raleigh, NC

For Neg: A thesaurus

For Saucy: A camera

For Slim: A high class hooker

For Kommie: A Bonsai tree
At least this time its not a crack whore.....