Men and Women

Amythist

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Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Dumb man + smart woman = affair
Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.
 

NiBBler

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OK, here's one for ya:


The Happy man and the Sad man.......

The Happy man has an American house, Japanese wife and French cook.

The Sad man has a Japanese house, American wife and a British cook.

I don't get it.
 

SittinGrumpy

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American house = BIG & NICE
Japanese wife = Small, quiet and beautiful
French cook = suppose to be great

Japanese house = small and cramped
American wife = big, bossy, hard to get to take orders
British cook = suppose to suck



my response: Har, har, har
 

Unhappy Camper

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OK, here's one for ya:


The Happy man and the Sad man.......

The Happy man has an American house, Japanese wife and French cook.

The Sad man has a Japanese house, American wife and a British cook.

According to the interwebs all Japanese chics are into poop and pee sex.

Ewww x 10.


Homey don't play that.
 

Negativecool

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According to the interwebs all Japanese chics are into poop and pee sex.

Ewww x 10.


Homey don't play that.
Yea, the same interwebs told me they also have some sort of fetish about getting raped by a pack of unshaven pin dick asian dudes..while she weeps the entire time.
 

KommieKat

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According to the interwebs all Japanese chics are into poop and pee sex.

Ewww x 10.


Homey don't play that.
Wrong!

gross!!!!! *gag* <-and not in a good way LOL :biggrin:
WRONG!

Yea, the same interwebs told me they also have some sort of fetish about getting raped by a pack of unshaven pin dick asian dudes..while she weeps the entire time.
WRONG!

This is what you are to invision!






And my wife, but don't imagine her. She's off limits. I'm a selfish kind of guy
 
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I don't know what women you know but I don't deteriorate while i sleep. I wake up looking just as beautiful , my girlfriends get pissed about this all the time though.. lol!

Good thread I like it Hahahaa lotsa of lollies!