Modern Day Losers

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There are two modern day losers who come to mind:

O.J Simpson and Ed McMahon.

O.J. was a football hero and success. Did a successful movie that was damn good and some TV commercials.
Now look where he's at. In jail.
Loser.

Ed McMahon on the other hand had the easiest job in the world.
All he did was........"Heeeeeeeeeres Johnny!" and that was about it besides a few movies, commercials and the sweepstakes thing.
Look at him now. 88 years old and $640,000 behind in a $4.5 million mortgage loan.
Loser.


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Tom Cruise

You may think him awesome because he's married to Katie. I can assure you he's never touched her, only implanted his eggs in her ear.

Make no mistake, beyond his past material success, Tom Cruise is a fucking crazy alien loser.
 

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Jocelyn Wildenstein.

Rich divorcee Jocelyn Wildenstein spent a rumoured £2million on cosmetic surgery to keep her husband, but succeeded only in ruining the good looks she was born with.
Bizarrely she based her remodelled look on exotic wild cats, which he loved, as she decided that he might find her more attractive if she became "more feline".

The American socialite has been nicknamed the "Bride of Wildenstein" and dubbed the world's scariest celebrity by a plastic surgery website.

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Paris Hilton.
Fuck her money. 'Beauty' fades (some people find her hot, I am completely turned off by her constant retarded look and stroked out lazy eye), stupid is forever. I hope she finds a awesomely tragic untimely death soon..
 

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Paris Hilton.
Fuck her money. 'Beauty' fades (some people find her hot, I am completely turned off by her constant retarded look and stroked out lazy eye), stupid is forever. I hope she finds a awesomely tragic untimely death soon..




In a recent poll, Paris Hilton was voted as the person horror movie fans would most like to see die on screen. Paris took this honor by beating out Lindsay Lohan and others by garnering 39% of the vote. In her horror movie House of Wax, Paris was stabbed in the brain with a pole. Apparently this was a compliment to Paris:



My death scene is really cool. It's the coolest death scene in the movie."

Leave it to Paris to think the five minutes she was in the movie would put House of Wax on some sort of AFI list. The scene was only cool because you died. You weren't #1 in this poll because people want to see you in more horror movies, you were #1 because people want to see you die.
 

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David Beckham

Played for the 2 most famous clubs in the world, then left for LA Galaxy who, coincidently, have won fuck-all games even in their joke of a league. How he will maintain the footballing aspect of the "Beckham Brand" is beyond me. He'll be the next Pele and be advertising Viagra shortly after his retirement to maintain a novel media presence, if any at all.


Ricky Gervais

He was good in The Office. He was good in Extras. Everything else is bullshit. His current tactic seems to be quantity and not quality. Once one of my favourite British comics, now an annoying fat bastard who won't get off my TV screen.


Peter Andre

Doesn't need an explanation.