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SHHH!!! you are gonna ruin it for the rest of the class!
 

Bunnee

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Heh. Kinda reminds me of the time Jess found mine.

I found it after she had her fun with it, it had little teeth marks innit.

:(

I was really pissed because it was brand new and I hadn't even gotten to use it yet. I still wonder how she managed to climb so high and didn't fall.
 

Bunnee

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haha, that is so very wrong..

I know! I was so horrified when I found it.

I couldn't really get mad at her either, it's not like she knew what it was.

She's a sensitivity seeker, so she likes things that are soft and squishy. You wouldn't believe the icky things she puts in her mouth.

Bugs, plants, dirt, wax. She likes the taste of lipstick too.

I'm surprised she isn't sick more often than she is.
 

Scarlet

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"she had been bashed in the head and shot three times at close range, including once through the heart"

If he is guilty, then he is indeed a predator and should be executed immediately.
 

Klautermauffen

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2 FREE TOILETS BONE COLOR (WASILLA)

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Date: 2009-05-16, 10:30PM AKDT


We have 2 bone color toilets seeking a new home, both in great working order, we only removed them to replace with handicapped toilets. They are clean and ready to go!! All complete, I think one of them has all new "guts"
 

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hehehehe...

You worthless bag of filth



You vulgar little maggot.

You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a slug than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beast who sired you and then killed himself in recognition of what he had done. Your daddy was a bastard, your mamma was a whore, and you wouldn't be here if the rubber hadn't tore. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you.

You have all the appeal of a booger. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood.

May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Sheep won't have sex with you––only trash such as yourself.

You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.
And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool.

You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of a used condom. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have toe jam. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away forever.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me.

After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left.


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SittinGrumpy

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I have been bored at work a lot and what is a better pass time then searching craigslist...thought I would share some of the ones I found lol

Looking 4 Piss and Cum Drinker - m4w (Raleigh)

Title says it all. Looking for females with nasty fetishes.

here just in case some of you wanna talk to him lol

Helpless and weak Slaveboy - m4w - 40 (North Carolina)

I am a runaway seeking capture by a sensuous, uninhibited female vixen who is self-sufficient, fit, non-smoker, athletic/amazon build with adorable feet that I may worship, bow down to and kiss on my hands and knees. No pros, a healthy lifestyle environment for us to share in this universe.

here

I am sure I will find more before the week is out.
 

Klautermauffen

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Nothing to start school with (please help!)

Date: 2009-07-28, 8:40PM AKDT
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single mom, IN DIRE STRAITS, 2little girls, LIttle money. I have a choice: Pay August's rent or buy school supplies/school clothes for my 2girls, one is going into 2nd and the other 3rd.
I am embarrassed, and ashamed to be doing this! I feel, for the first week they can still wear their summer clothes; but then what?
IM DOING THIS FOR THEM! even though we have little$ I cant have them be made fun of.

IF you can dig ddeep into your hearts, Please email me, im not begging for money. Im merely asking for a gift card to a store to get clothing/shoes, and supplies. PLEASE DONT JUDGE or be mean to me, this was hard to post!

I need a back to school ANGEL.
ARE u out there?

SAD MOMMY


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Klautermauffen

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^^^ Curious.
There are so many ways to get kids' clothes without spending any money. Maybe not brand spankin new, but still quite nice... and notice she doesn't seem too concerned about school supplies. Just clothes. And new ones. wtf?

As far as supplies go? Do a search for any closing local businesses. They will have paper, pens, pencils, binders, etc. that they need to get rid of - either for free or very near it.

Shoes? Flea market/kids' second hand store. Flea market = cheap knock offs. Kids' stores ALWAYS have brand new shoes that someone outgrew before they were ever able to get any use. Don't have cash? Take in the nicest clothes your kids have outgrown and offer a trade.

This woman clearly is not desperate. Just leachy.
 

Klautermauffen

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I ate your ass while you slept - m4w - 54 (Petersburg)

Date: 2009-07-29, 6:09PM AKDT


We were all partying hard that night, but I was jacked on cocaine! I found you and your husband passed out in the guest room and I couldn't resist. You were moaning like a slut and I know you liked it. If you want more you know where to find me......
 

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I ate your ass while you slept - m4w - 54 (Petersburg)

Date: 2009-07-29, 6:09PM AKDT


We were all partying hard that night, but I was jacked on cocaine! I found you and your husband passed out in the guest room and I couldn't resist. You were moaning like a slut and I know you liked it. If you want more you know where to find me......
That actually happened to a g/f of mine. Her and her hubby passed out at a party...she on the settee, and the host went down on her when everyone left...she woke up as he was finishing off...the filthy bastard.
 

Klautermauffen

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Lady I Almost ran over - m4w - 33 (Valley)

Date: 2009-08-22, 10:09PM AKDT


It was at the carrs, mcdonalds, shell station intersection. You were walking across when i had a green light, i think you were drunk or something. I honked my horn and yelled some obscenities at you, and you responded by throwing something at my car, im not sure what it was but i think it was a bottle of booze. i was so turned on by this and turned back around to apologize. I approached you with my riverdance music blaring and then you laughed at me. I pulled away and then looked in my mirror and realized i had a huge bugar hanging out of my nose? Was it the riverdance music or the bugar? I cant stop thinkg about you, maybe we can meet, Ill buy you a cheeseburger.