Pfft, he's just Ayatollah Ali Khamenei's bitch.Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
What do ya mean?
Stop that....I had to read that twice. The second time around, some random dirt got in my eye. I blame you. Now pass me the Kleenex.I learned more from her about being human than anyone else I've ever met or even heard about.
Above is a picture of her saving my life.
Wait a minute. So you're Zargon from the planet Zygote and you've been probing around people's "key strategic points"?I'm an alien and my overall goal here is to learn your ways and customs. So far, Violet has been the most helpful in that regard.
Soon I will return to the mothership and report all that I learned. With this info we will begin training an advanced infiltration team which will establish positions near key strategic points all over your planet. I'd tell you what happens next, but I would be breaking alien secret clearance protocols.