No Panties Arrest

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PORTSMOUTH — Police arrested a city woman on a charge of indecent exposure alleging she was collecting dog feces while naked from the waist down.

Susan Bell, 42, of 76 Manor Drive, was arrested Thursday after turning herself in on a warrant for the misdemeanor charge, said Police Sgt. Darrin Sargent. The charge alleges that on Feb. 28 at 6:20 a.m., Bell was pantless while picking up dog feces in a Manor Drive courtyard.

The charge is based on a neighbor complaint and the month lapse between the alleged incident and Bell’s arrest was due to an investigation into the allegation, said Sargent.

Following her arrest, Bell was released on her own recognizance and she has not yet been scheduled for an arraignment.

According to Herald archives, Bell was also arrested on Feb. 17 on a misdemeanor count of harassment.




Fuck me!!!!
No wonder the neighbor complained...she's a megafugly.
 

SlimSkeeter

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No wonder it took a month to arrest her...
Every cop who drew the short straw must have quit.
 

NiBBler

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Obviously, this is a harmless case of going commando while sleeping in a tee shirt. Each morning this poor woman was probably just taking the dog out so he could do his business and would innocently bend over to pick up the dog poop without thinking. Nothing wrong with that.. but noooo .. some pervert is checking her out and gets a free peep show. Once they realized that a sneak peak was all they were going to get, they get vengeful and call the law. Just can't satisfy some people.
 

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All lies. There's no way in hell the neighbor would be able to tell if she was wearing, say, a thong (technically underwear) because her immense girth and pillowy mounds of gelatinous lipids would eclipse any visible exposure to her goodies, and her underwear.

Bullshit, case dismissed, shoulda been a fucking lawyer.
 

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Hong Kong, hiding from the Kommies!
Another bogus story by Monkey-ass.

This photo has been floating around for some time.

Were are the references for this story?

Monkey-ass needs to c/p the link, otherwise, she is doing nothing more than pumping up post counts for the forum.
 

Scarlet

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Another bogus story by Monkey-ass.

This photo has been floating around for some time.

Were are the references for this story?

Monkey-ass needs to c/p the link, otherwise, she is doing nothing more than pumping up post counts for the forum.
Please only address me in the "Hey Buddha" thread in future.