On monday

Wenis

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Sounds bad man :( I can spare a ...Stella?

Can we take bets?
 

SlimSkeeter

Guest
Well this is depressing....


I'm gonna go choke down a fifth of Jack Daniels and maybe I'll stop to surrender a toast to you. Heres to Scabbys Balls!! May the left nut always know what the right nut is thinking. Where one should go, may the other always follow.
 

Wenis

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Feb 18, 2009
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I found a Tuborg, so I'm good thanks.


What odds are you taking?
I'm putting 10 on cancer!
I'll give you 3:1 against on that 10.

If you win this you will have cancer... but will also be 30$ richer. You can't lose!
 

Klautermauffen

F-f-f-f-f-f-f-founderrr
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Mar 11, 2008
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So... excessive masturbation either leads to cystic ballsitis or cancer balls?


just kidding.

*hug*
 

Gravy

Trunk Monkey
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Good luck, chief. Hope it is a false alarm.

Hey! If you get radiation therapy will your pubes fall off? I'm sick of picking them out of my mouth.
 

Scabman

I has title
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Mar 20, 2008
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So, what's the prognosis?
Pretty good. If the cancer havent spread, then they just take my right nut and I've got about 99 per cent chance of getting cancer free.
If it has spread though, its different, but I remain optimistic.
 

Unhappy Camper

Hells yeah
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Mar 10, 2008
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Pretty good. If the cancer havent spread, then they just take my right nut and I've got about 99 per cent chance of getting cancer free.
If it has spread though, its different, but I remain optimistic.
Taken from a med text:

(1). Testicular cancer occurs most often in men between the ages of 20 and 39, and is the most common form of cancer in men between the ages of 15 and 34. It is most common in white men, especially those of Scandinavian descent.


^^ Dude .. you qualified twice for the high chance rate !!

Buck up, yo... no other cancer can claim a 95% 'cure' rate with a simple excision and some radio or chemo follow up.
 

funeeman

Spank Me!
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Mar 3, 2008
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Damn. . .and I missed the chance for a good joke by being in New Orleans for a week.

That sucks scabby. I know how much you like your nuts.
 

Klautermauffen

F-f-f-f-f-f-f-founderrr
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Mar 11, 2008
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One of my grandfathers had nut cancer.. they did some thing where they implanted small pills that gave a constant dose of something or other.

As much as I wanted to see that bastard rot from the crotch up, the implants worked.
 

Violet

Yaa!
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Feb 28, 2014
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Poop. Keep us informed, mister.
If I were one to pray, I'd pray for your balls. They'll be in my thoughts.

*hugsies*