Optimist or Pessimist ?

KommieKat

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Hong Kong, hiding from the Kommies!
If I've already had my fill for the day, be it either food or sex, I'd be a pessimist. They are half empty and my eyes dart over the empty bra area.

If I'm starved for food or sex, I'd be an optimist. They are half full and my eyes dart over her tits.
 

Wenis

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Pessimist trying to fool the world into thinking I'm an Optomist.
 

Mamba

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I'm an optimist... but in this case, she needs a smaller bra.

That's what they say about changing perspective. "Your container is too large, find a smaller cup (bra) and it will runeth over."

And get some decent cleavage!
 

Pud

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This HO set me back $75!

I DON'T want my money back.

Uh. Where do I start? The bewbies stick out faker than a blow-up doll. The sebaceous fat rolls have been airbrushed smooth. The back-with-a-crack has been digitally closed up so we don't have to look right down the valley to the brown blowhole. The armpit razor burn was so bad that it took three layers of pancake to cover it up. And her plasticized head is too small for the body, giving the image a Farside-esque brutality that is oh-so-unsexy.
 

Mamba

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She has a really long back. Or something. She has strange proportions.