Uh. Where do I start? The bewbies stick out faker than a blow-up doll. The sebaceous fat rolls have been airbrushed smooth. The back-with-a-crack has been digitally closed up so we don't have to look right down the valley to the brown blowhole. The armpit razor burn was so bad that it took three layers of pancake to cover it up. And her plasticized head is too small for the body, giving the image a Farside-esque brutality that is oh-so-unsexy.This HO set me back $75!
I DON'T want my money back.