Record-Breaking Breasts

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Record-Breaking Breasts

One woman stopped at nothing to achieve her twin dreams: a 38KKK bust, and a world record


We were already fairly impressed last April, when we heard (via ABC) that one Sheyla Hershey traveled to Houston for a boob job. And not just any boob job: An enhancement bound for the record books. Because after eight surgeries and a full gallon of silicone, the petite model/actress was a staggering 34 FFF.

Still, Hershey wanted more! And she was determined to get it. When her boyfriend begged her to stop, she broke up with him (note to men: You have to support our dreams, no matter how deluded and life-threatening silly they might seem!).

But Hershey was forced to settle with her FFF mosquito bites because "the state of Texas has limits on the amount of silicone that can be injected into breast implants," noted ABC. Reading this, we found ourselves impressed by Texas, because we didn't think it was the kind of state to impose limits on such things, what with the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders and the state priding itself on everything being bigger there and whatnot.

But, as Hershey discovered through diligent research, they have no such restraint in Brazil! And so now, after a ninth surgery, she's the proud owner of both a 38KKK bust (according to Britain's Daily Star) and the world record for largest breasts. We wonder if Guinness has a category for worst back pain.

http://www.nbcnewyork.com/around_town/the_scene/Breast-Implants-Set-World-Record-.html

So, what do you think, can boobs be too big?
 

Cúchulainn

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Depends on how they look. I don't have anything against big tits, just when the tits are hanging about the knees, then they're definitely not cool.
 

NiBBler

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Judging by her jiggly arm fat I say "PETITE" she is NOT.

As for boobs ... the boob has to fit the woman.

Tiny chicks with DD look ridiculously fake, larger ladies with skeeter bite tits look laughably pathetic.
I don't care what women do or don't do, some man is gonna complain about something. Paleaseeee.
 

Klautermauffen

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I'm with cranium. The boobies need to go with the woman... and not be all saggy, stretchmarked, and gargantuan-nippled.

That lady... has issues. And anyone who would want to be with her also has issues. Ew.
 

SlimSkeeter

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Its called proportion. She is doing it wrong in so many ways.
 

SlimSkeeter

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yes, she now needs a gazillion gallons of mickey d's to even out. *sigh* Girl's got her work cut out for her.
She might literally explode before she gets the right proportion for that...and even then her boobs are gonna keep growing along with the rest of her. She lost the game.
 

Titty

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I like boobs. Very much so.

Those ^^^ aren't boobs. They're flesh basketballs. Grody.

I've seen A's that fit the chick and look hella sexy. I've also seen D's that look like udders. It's not about quantity. Quality is of paramount importance in the boobage department.
 

Negativecool

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I like boobs. Very much so.

Those ^^^ aren't boobs. They're flesh basketballs. Grody.

I've seen A's that fit the chick and look hella sexy. I've also seen D's that look like udders. It's not about quantity. Quality is of paramount importance in the boobage department.
And what makes you the expert?
*looks at screen name*

Oh, I see...:yociexp100:


Carry on.