Is this hypothetically speaking?^^^
I absolutely LOVE how this implies that god really gives a shit about how one's wife is fucked to the degree that god will actually outline in general terms how it is allowed to be done.
If a legitimate God were to even hint at rules for sex then God should certainly have to be really clear about what is sinful/blasphemous to be sure his followers stay in his/her favor. It should provide more detail about how I'm allowed to fuck. I want the Qur'an/Bible/other religious text supposedly representing the will of a worshiped being to tell me what time of the day I'm allowed, how many times I'm allowed to cum, if the wife is supposed to enjoy it, if allowed to enjoy it - to what objective degree is she supposed to enjoy it, how many times/day is allowed, what direction we should face, what environment is allowed, the bedroom, the kitchen, the attic, on the toilet, is oral allowed, how much oral, is it her duty to swallow in this case, if she offers a snowball instead am I supposed to accept it or am I allowed to beat her with a stick, how big can the stick be in length and width, is it a wife's duty to fulfill her husband's desires, if so, what desires are acceptable in specific quantitative/qualitative terms, is the excuse of being tired acceptable, if not to what specific degree of fatigue must actually occur to be considered taking advantage/raping one's wife, is it acceptable to have intercourse during times of extreme illness, what illnesses are allowed for coitus, can anal be substituted for a vag on the rag, is ass to mouth acceptable if the husband wants it, if the husband wills it should the wife stop bleeding immediately during that time of the month, if the wife is not horny and uncomfortable even dangerous unlubricated sex can occur can the husband force the wife to be horny/is it her duty to force her vagina to become lubricated, is artificial lubricant acceptable, what kind, how much, how should it be stored, what price can it be sold for, are sexual toys acceptable, what percent of my monthly income does god consider an acceptable amount to be spent on toys and lubricant if allowed, can I put a pornographic magazine on my wife's back in doggy style when she's old and fat and no longer excites me but I still want to get off, what level of explicitness is allowed in such a magazine, can I force her to have plastic surgery to be more sexually appealing, can I cum anywhere other than her vag, when I'm 100 years old and my penis doesn't work can I pay a black gentleman with an enormous penis to fuck what's left of my wife so I can get my kicks that way, is contraception allowed, if not - is family planning allowed, are illegitimate children supposed to be cared for by me, if not - can I fuck another person if family planning is not allowed, if so - can I force the other to abort or can I simply murder them, is penetration allowed for something other than my cock, can I put my fingers in, how many fingers, how bout my fist, only one fist or can I put both in, just two fists - what if I want a fist party in my wife - can I invite my friends over to see how many we can fit in her, what depth of fist penetration allowed, can it be up to the elbows, up to the shoulder, knee deep perhaps?
These are the things REAL Gods would clarify. I wanna know god, I wanna know.