So honestly 4nik8, when was the last time you got laid?

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I realize "4nik8" and "honesty" in the same sentence is a joke, but really, you try to pass yourself off as a ladies man, so when was the last time you've actually had one?

And keep in mind, relatives don't count.
I mean come on, maybe it's different in your area, but out here, most chicks aren't into short, broke guys that can't find gainful employment.

And to make your typical gay comments is lame. And so is trying to say someone is prying into your sex life, since you try to pry into everyone else's.

I showed your pic to the office girls, and they thought it was hilarious too. The single one pointed out how her vibrator probably does a better job, and I think a lot of women would agree.

after all

*A vibrator can make a woman have an orgasm

*A vibrator doesn't call them 600 times after sex

*A vibrator doesn't need to borrow money

*A vibrator can reach a woman's G-Spot

*A vibrator doesn't want pictures

*a vibrator doesn't go through her purse when she's in the bathroom

*And a vibrator won't look through her cell phone & emails

*And even if a vibrator could knock a chick up, it wouldn't expect her to keep it, even though it has no way to support it.


so really 4nik8, when was the last time you actually laid some pipe?
 

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And quick trying to sign me up for animal porn using that one email.

you're wasting your time, the shit just goes to the junk folder.
 

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Why don't you ride Nik's bean bag a little more? I've glanced briefly at your little exchange of words and the only thing that comes to mind is; Who gives a fuck?

Nobody is responding to your tussle. Nobody is entertained or enthusiastic about anything EITHER of you are posting. So don't you think that this little exchange would be better suited to be wagered in a non-public forum like say messenger, text, or better yet a hotel room so the two of you can assram your mutual frustrations away complimented by a tube of Astroglide?

"I owned him, lolz!"
"No, I owned YOU, ROFL!"

You're both twats. Shut the fuck up already. Nobody cares.
 

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You obviously do, you stupid asshole, otherwise you wouldn't have posted.

I would much rather settle it in a parking lot. But little short fuckers like him lie about what state they are in for a reason.
 

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He banned me at a different site for this thread. Rofl.

that must really kill him to not be able to do it here. He has moves like a cat, unfortunately, it's been neutered & declawed.
 

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He must just be playing it safe. You never know when some chick will impregnate herself with a discarded rubber.
 

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The only "care" I have is for the integrity of the forum which you've bumbled your way onto. Did you not notice the part that said "leave your stupidity at the door"? That means you, stupid asshole.
 

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So if you're so fucking brilliant, why are you reading it?

It seems more like you're either looking for a reason to whine, or you're one of the lame assholes he has hanging on his short little legs.
 

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So if you're so fucking brilliant, why are you reading it?

It seems more like you're either looking for a reason to whine, or you're one of the lame assholes he has hanging on his short little legs.
You think Kill is whining? I haven't seen one post by you that isn't just to whine about 4nik8. None of us give a fuck, we're not reading your posts and going "Haha, 4nik8's such a dick. I never knew he was short." It's more like "Who the fuck is this boring cunt and why is he still harping on about the same issue"
 

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"Us?"

Are you speaking for everyone?

From the looks of your profile pic, I'm teasing the wrong person about not being able to get laid.

this punk 4nik8 took it on himself to start posting my info, and is supposedly the one that left the gay messages on my phone, leaves gay shit in my profile, and other dumb shit. I'll deal with him however I want. If you don't like it, don't read it.

Someone with common sense wouldn't get involved. The people that gave him the info in the first place obviously left out a few things. Like shooting the the last asshole that fucked with my house, and buying my way out of it. Or their problems with the HA, mystery packages & visits from the postal inspector and so on.

The smarter thing is not to start.

So really, fuck off you little pomme peewee herman.
 

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I'll deal with him however I want. If you don't like it, don't read it.
Or better yet, how about we don't read it and still bust your chops relentlessly? You know. Just for the fuck of it.

Like shooting the the last asshole that fucked with my house, and buying my way out of it.
Jesus. Another one of THESE guys. Maybe he'll make a youtube video and ramble on for an hour about what a tough guy he is and how he's going to come slaughter my family. Oh wait. That's already been done. http://www.fuckyou.com/showthread.php?73062
 

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Are you speaking for everyone?
I'm speaking for me and any other forum member bored of your garbage threads and posts.

From the looks of your profile pic, I'm teasing the wrong person about not being able to get laid.
It's not really "teasing" though, is it? It's more of a stalking. A bitter loser writing paragraphs upon paragraphs trying to get back at the mean mod 4nik8 who dun like you! :'(
 

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It's not really "teasing" though, is it? It's more of a stalking. A bitter loser writing paragraphs upon paragraphs trying to get back at the mean mod 4nik8 who dun like you! :'(
I hate to laugh because it'll cost him more of his "buying his way out of trouble money" ...spending it on rebuilt keyboards instead of partial reimbursement to the public defender when his checks come on the first and fifteenth...but... I just can't help myself

That's the best line in this whole lame assed thread.
 

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I can't lie. I totally lol'd at the "a vibrator can..." ilk. Too bad it was a copy/paste job and that moron can't credit it to his own intellect.
 

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I can't lie. I totally lol'd at the "a vibrator can..." ilk. Too bad it was a copy/paste job and that moron can't credit it to his own intellect.
show me where it was cut & pasted from. It wasn't, that was off the top of my head. I can easily come up with more.

Busting chops is fine.

Posting info you got from a private email, calling my house, involving my wife in your bullshit and so on isn't.

How would you deal with it if he posted your shit?
 

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How would you deal with it if he posted your shit?
He wouldn't have a chance to "post my shit", because I'm not some dumb fucking inbred twat who blasts my personal information all over the internet for any random shit disturber with a DSL line to take advantage of.

Jesus. The first rule of the internet is DON'T POST SHIT YOU DON'T WANT OTHERS TO GET A HOLD OF! My identity has NEVER been stolen. My credit card numbers haven't been used for any purchase other than the ones I approve of. And I don't have any goddamned LifeShield software or hack prevention.

Hell, I've LITERALLY gotten DEATH THREATS on the internet. One of them I posted in this very thread! And yet for some reason, I'm alive, kicking, guilt free, and without any misgivings about anyone utilizing my personal information for their enjoyment or illicit monetary gain.

The moral of the story is; If he's using your personal information to bother you, than maybe rather than boo-hooing about it on random web-forums, you'll let it be a lesson in keeping your private life off of the internet.
 

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Did you involve the police? Because what you state is an ACTUAL crime once you inform the caller that you wish them to stop.

Just sayin ...
Nope. And he never will. Why?

Because he's full of shit.

But hey, except for that whole part about sounding like a dumb ass who hands his info out, it sounded good though...dinnit?