teh Staff Room

Polar Bear

ppbbtt! -excuse me.
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As some of you may be aware, I want in this room very very badly. I'm sure getting in there would make my life better.

I don't neessarily want any Mod powers, or extra user abilities, mind you..I only want access to this area of the website. Like a crisp, tasty carrot being dangled in front of me, teh Staff Room is so close...but just out of reach. Runnin with all the speed I can muster, I still have not managed to grasp this golden ring as of yet.

As a testiment to my resolve, (and for the benefit of any of my brothers and sisters out there who would also like entrance into this Fort Knox-like secret hall) I have compiled a short list of incorrect Passwords that I have tried.

Let it serve as a list of phrases that will not get you in there, so that you may focus your attenton on more differenter words and phrases. I've highlighted them in red to accentuate their wrongness.

Passwords that Do Not get you into the Staff Room:

1. LetMeIn

2. PleaseLetMeIn

3. Seriously..let me in.

4. Studebaker

5. CraniumHasABigDick
( ^ This is one I probably would use if it were my forum. Except it would say Polar Bear...not cranium.)

6. OpenSaysMe

7. o;/zs/;/;orf/;'
( ^ This one was actually more-so just me throwing a tantrum, and beating the keyboard with my fists.)

8. Hooray!ARMY!!

9. PinkTanksRule

10. NoPBsAllowed

Please feel free to add any others that I may have missed.
 

mcsmc

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As a side note, I think this thread should've been put in the Free Fire Zone, and not the Info Zone.
 

Scabman

I has title
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I tried "shemale" and "Jelsoft"(it stands at the bottom of the page). Then I got bored with it and played with myself.
But you keep on cracking at it, boy!
 

mcsmc

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If anyone guesses correctly I will either:

a) Ban you.

or

b) MOD you.
More FAILED passwords:

WrinklesBeGone

Viagra+

admin

Admin

BanMeIfIGetThisPasswordRight

ModMeIfIGetThisPasswordRight

FishAndSticks

IHATEPEOPLE

FuckYouGuys

BoyfriendBuddha
 

mcsmc

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Go ahead ...

I'll read the logs and see who it was, and simply Ban that person.


No big deal, actually.
Because the person that does it would be dumb enough to use the same IP to bruteforce as they do post on the forum? Haha... if so, they deserve to be banned.
 

mcsmc

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By the way, the Staff Room password prompt page is available to GUESTS... so anyone and everyone has the capacity to attempt a correct password, without even registering.

EDIT: Of course, I'm sure you're security-conscious and have a 20+ random character password protecting everything password protected on the interwebs.
 

Unhappy Camper

Hells yeah
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Because the person that does it would be dumb enough to use the same IP to bruteforce as they do post on the forum? Haha... if so, they deserve to be banned.

Tell you what,

If that action happens I'll just Ban YOU and Shade.

How's that sound, buckwheat ?


In other words:

I take any words such as those as a threat. Jokes or not.

Shut the fuck up and move on.
 

Shade

I fucking rule!
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Tell you what,

If that action happens I'll just Ban YOU and Shade.

How's that sound, buckwheat ?


In other words:

I take any words such as those as a threat. Jokes or not.

Shut the fuck up and move on.
How the hell did i get brought into this.




.....




P.S. I'm stealing wireless, IP bands dont work. If you do decide to ban me, ban the the X X ### ### format, where X is the wild card, or else you will end up banning half the fucking population. I totally did that on WF before. Fucking aol and there IP Addys!!!. That and i still got those pictures of you in the dress!!!
 

Shade

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3 most commonly used passwords? love secret and sex...hmm

Love for GDP......

Blank
guns
tanks
men

Nope none of these works. i'll try tranny's later!

Sex
Blank
ishootblanks
none

Still nothing, i guess its secret.....

iweargirlsclothes

BINGO!!!
 

mcsmc

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Tell you what,

If that action happens I'll just Ban YOU and Shade.

How's that sound, buckwheat ?


In other words:

I take any words such as those as a threat. Jokes or not.

Shut the fuck up and move on.
Listen, old fart. I never even insinuated that I would attempt to bruteforce the password. Dunamis is the one that brought it up, I was simply bringing factors to light if someone WERE to attempt to "break in" that would make it more difficult due to current forum settings to determine who that person would be. Don't cry at me for that, and don't perceive a devil's advocate approach at security (always a good thing) as "threats".

I personally don't give a flying fuck about the room, and was just making observations. No need to get all personal with it, dude.
 

Klautermauffen

F-f-f-f-f-f-f-founderrr
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Calvary

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