The "10 Things I Hate About ___" thread

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Trunk Monkey
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Post 10 things you hate about something. I'll go first.

10 Things I Hate About Asians
1. Their driving.
2. Their smell.
3. Their obsession with cartoons (see also; hood ornaments).
4. Their haircuts (see also; Dragonball Z).
5. Their congregations randomly in the middle of footpaths and narrow walkways.
6. Every poker machine in this country (world's largest number of poker machines is in my state alone) has an Asian sitting in front of it 90% of the time.
7. Hairy minges!
8. Monkey Magic.
9. Dolphin clubbing.
10. Knee-high fuzzy leg-warmers.


Your turn!
 

Scabman

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Mar 20, 2008
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10 things I hate about masturbation.

1. The shame that comes afterward.
2. The porn that initially makes me cum also makes me disgusted when I go flaccid.
3. It makes my keyboard sticky.
4. It's weird to cuddle with myself when I'm done.
5. I have to clean up the mess with something.
6. It's a bitch getting the sperm out of my hair!
7. I often forget that my webcam is on.
8. If I slip my penis while doing the last hectic rub, I tend to hit my balls so hard that I lose the whole erection, right before the orgasm. That shit can drive to suicide man.
9. It's lonely (unless I forgot the webcam)
10. It's never, ever, enough.

*sob*
 

NiBBler

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The 10 things I hate about life

1. You will one day die.
2. Everyone you know will one day die.
3. You can die too quickly.
4. You can die too slowly.
5. Someone will mourn you.
6. Someone will not mourn you.
7. You will regret some things you did during your life.
8. You will regret some things you did not do during your life.
9. There are things about your life that you will forget and wish to
remember.
10. There are things about your life that you cannot forget and wish you
could.

Sorry.. I am feeling morbid today.