The difference between men and women

Fishypancake

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May 21, 2008
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Women's Love Poem



Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,

When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.



Mens Love Poem

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with

huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,

and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This

doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
 

MoonChild69

douceur de vivre
Mar 31, 2008
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I pray for a man, who can keep it hard.
A man who can ride me, long, deep & hard.
A man who will grant me, my every wish.
And lick my clit, whenever I wish.