The Neverending Story

Mamba

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Ok, you all know how this game works. Just add one sentence each time.

Go!


One beautiful, hot summer day...
 

Mamba

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Re: The Neverending Story...

Negativecool woke up in a sweat and realised he had stained his bed sheets...
 

dunamis

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Re: The Neverending Story...

...which is when the third person adding to this story pointed out that he knew that this would turn to sex within two posts.
 

Fishypancake

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Re: The Neverending Story...

Frank was not afriad to admit that he had a thing for fishies because they apparently go "Pook Pook Pook", and that gave him a feeling of power, but as we all know with great power comes great smell.
 

Negativecool

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Re: The Neverending Story...

Frank was not afriad to admit that he had a thing for fishies because they apparently go "Pook Pook Pook", and that gave him a feeling of power, but as we all know with great power comes great smell.
I swear to god you are one fucked up son of a bitch!
 

mcsmc

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Re: The Neverending Story...

as he farted so loud, Bose called and wanted to research his anus for their next speaker design.
 

Fishypancake

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Re: The Neverending Story...

Months past, and Frank the Chocolate Autism Awarness Bunny did not recieve his complimentary speakers, though he was sad, he did recieve a cupon for $3.75 off a toaster oven at sharper image from his grandmother for his birthday, so he did not complain.
 

Negativecool

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Re: The Neverending Story...

Months past, and Frank the Chocolate Autism Awarness Bunny did not recieve his complimentary speakers, though he was sad, he did recieve a cupon for $3.75 off a toaster oven at sharper image from his grandmother for his birthday, so he did not complain.
...but he did kill himself.
 

TOPPAAZ

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Re: The Neverending Story...

“Meanwhile" on the other side of town a Midget fights off a Horde of weenie dogs with a toothpick and a bottle of mouthwash.
 

InterStella

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Re: The Neverending Story...

He made the fatal mistake of intimidating the beagle warlord, and was striken down by the hammer of thorton.
Thorton, however, had recently developed a fondness of Midgets, and decided to strike lightly... like a warning kind of hammer strike. This made him feel that he had done his 'good deed' for the day, and he went to meet his pals to play hide-and-seek.

But on his way to the park....
 

Negativecool

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Thorton, however, had recently developed a fondness of Midgets, and decided to strike lightly... like a warning kind of hammer strike. This made him feel that he had done his 'good deed' for the day, and he went to meet his pals to play hide-and-seek.

But on his way to the park....
He was raped in the ass, and bled out through his anus and died before he could get there...
 

InterStella

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He was raped in the ass, and bled out through his anus and died before he could get there...
His dying thought was "Shit. I should have just fucking hammered that Midget bastard. But it's all acamedic now. Damn".

Thorton's bezzie mate found his dead body, and decided to....
 

Scabman

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Re: The Neverending Story...

the sound of a roundhouse kick! Chuck Norris had arrived to save the day! Buffalo Bill tried to fend Chuck Norris off but he failed thanks to his lack of...
 

KommieKat

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Re: The Neverending Story...

the sound of a roundhouse kick! Chuck Norris had arrived to save the day! Buffalo Bill tried to fend Chuck Norris off but he failed thanks to his lack of...

Balls. BB has no balls and CN is the kind of guy that only goes for the balls but in this case, he could do only what a manly man could do and that was...............