The Pmate

KommieKat

Mao's Pet Cat
Founder
Mar 2, 2008
3,497
6
68
58
Hong Kong, hiding from the Kommies!
What's the point in this?
Why would you need it?

Using this useless device causes your pussy lips to be squeezed closer together while urinating leaving, dry salt crystals around the rim of your meat flaps.

If I wanted a Margarita, I'd go to a fucking bar rather than lick down on your chops.
 

SlimSkeeter

Guest
I think I need a drink after reading that. I been sober for a whole month and you fuckers gotta go ruin it.
 

Klautermauffen

F-f-f-f-f-f-f-founderrr
Founder
Mar 11, 2008
3,846
26
68
32
Seattle
What's the point in this?
Why would you need it?

Using this useless device causes your pussy lips to be squeezed closer together while urinating leaving, dry salt crystals around the rim of your meat flaps.

If I wanted a Margarita, I'd go to a fucking bar rather than lick down on your chops.
I carry baby wipes in my purse ;-)