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1. What's the difference between a novel and a book?
2. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
3. If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?
4. Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
5. In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
6. Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
7. Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?
8. If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
9. Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
10. If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?
11. Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
12. Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?
13. Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
14. How is chess considered a sport?
15. If a hermaphrodite got sent to a certain gender prison, which one would it get sent to?
16. If you get chemo-therapy do you lose your pubic hairs?
17. If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?
18. How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
 

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19. Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?
20. If a train station is where the train stops, what is a workstation?
21. If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?
22. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
23. Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have?
24. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
25. How come there aren't B batteries?
26. How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there?
27. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
28. If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?
29. If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
30. Crime doesn't pay...does that mean that my job is a crime?
31. Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
32. If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
33. Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
34. What happened to the first 6 "ups"?
 

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8. If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
Answer: The patient.
Reason: There is no reason to try to help a dead person, now is it?
 

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Answer: The patient.
Reason: There is no reason to try to help a dead person, now is it?
The Doctor may be able to be rescucitated. Would you leave your workmate to death without at least trying to revive him?
If there was no reason to help a dead person then CPR and other practices would be obsolete.
 

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1. What's the difference between a novel and a book?
2. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
3. If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?
4. Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
5. In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
6. Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
7. Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?
8. If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
9. Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
10. If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?
11. Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
12. Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?
13. Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
14. How is chess considered a sport?
15. If a hermaphrodite got sent to a certain gender prison, which one would it get sent to?
16. If you get chemo-therapy do you lose your pubic hairs?
17. If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?
18. How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
There is none. But it's generally believed that a novel has more pages and is writen far more elequently. Popular colture has completely distroyed the meaining

Yes. They still show the movie. Because someone might come in late, and there is no downside to showing it.

Because evolutionary paths are based on envirements. The monkeys that didnt most of been in an envirement where they didnt need to evolve. IE: Pricks house

cause she is a girl

It's put in the refrence section, along with books of angels and the like

Because spongebob needed to be unique. The purpose of the show was to make him a completely unique character

no clue

the patient....part of the medicle oath

Because we like to scare the shit out of our children!!!!

no

no

no

The rest of the questions all sucked
 

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39. Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?
40. Why they call the airport "a terminal" if flying is supposedly so safe?
41. Why the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, but can't he fix a hole in a boat?
42. Why it is when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
43. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
44. Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
45. If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?
46. If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
47. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
 

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The Doctor may be able to be rescucitated. Would you leave your workmate to death without at least trying to revive him?
If there was no reason to help a dead person then CPR and other practices would be obsolete.
In ^that^ case, the doctor would have to be pronounced dead after all options for resuscitation(sp) were exhausted, so saying that the doctor died and needs to be worked on is ridiculous.

It would make sense if it read:

"If a doctor suddenly started dying while performing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?"

In which case, he would probably be taken to another OR and worked on by different doctors or flown to another hospital with available doctors.
 

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In ^that^ case, the doctor would have to be pronounced dead after all options for resuscitation(sp) were exhausted, so saying that the doctor died and needs to be worked on is ridiculous.

It would make sense if it read:

"If a doctor suddenly started dying while performing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?"

In which case, he would probably be taken to another OR and worked on by different doctors or flown to another hospital with available doctors.
It would make less sense if the Doctor was performing surgery on himself...would the other Doctors work on the Doctor or the patient.

Fuck it...I'm giving myself a headache.
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48. If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
 

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48. If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?

yes. The exception to the exception to the rule are retards. They are always the exception to the exception of the rule. Think about it. No one can get into this school! well the exception is that one guy who busts his ass right? Well retards can try as hard as they want, but they wont ever get into that film school. Thus Retards will never be able to actually do something amazing. Isn't that right Incognito? I mean when was the last time you heard of a retard doing something extrondary. Not to them mind you, but to anyone? It's always like joe-joe flipped a burger! YAY!!! dude a trained monkey can flip a burger. The fact is you never hear a retard become preside...ahhh shit....there goes that arguement. Nope, No exception to the excption of the rule. Bush proves that.
 

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If the god was so high and mighty and loving why didnt he just kick the shit out of the devil and make everyone go to heaven?
 

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If the god was so high and mighty and loving why didnt he just kick the shit out of the devil and make everyone go to heaven?
Several options:



  • Everyone needs a place for the in-laws.
  • Everyone needs a trash can.
  • Eternity needs a little cruel entertainment?