To be cool like you, fool.

KommieKat

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OK, here's what it takes to be one of the cool members that populate this forum:

1.) Do your best to be a non-conformist in fashion while being conformist the whole time.
Examples would be Tats and body piercings. Say the words 'Ink' and 'Tats' because Tattoo is so square.
Anything depicting death, destruction and evil is where it's at.
Screaming skulls are great.
Fuck butterflies on the tit.
Go for Skank marks. They haven't been done enough.

2.) Have a piece of metal sticking out of your face. Let me repeat that.....
pierce your face and put a stub in it. Metal really seems to enhance ones beauty. The eyebrow is another cool place of shiny bits of metal.

3.) PM members with your YIM or MSN and MySpace details.
This way, you can flash eachother your nasty body parts.
Now that's way cool.

4.) Make sure you support your buddies on the forum. Never disagree about any opinions they may have.

5.) Drink copious amounts of cocktails and other drinks.

6.) It's best if you hate both parents but one is enough.
Dysfunctional families make for the coolest of folks.

7.) Forever hate your ex and forever make negative statements about them to strangers on the forums.

8.) If you're a bitch, get knocked up in your early 20's. For better COOL results, out of marriage is better.

9.) Sexual identity crises is super duper cool. Not sure if you like chicks or dicks? Do 'em both!
 

Jenn

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Or we can be like you, and have children and then move out of the country and get married to someone probably half your age. It's hard to tell as Asian women all look 10.
 

Kill_em_All

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You left one out...

10. Bitch and complain regularly about everything. Offer nothing of validity to any rational conversation, nor any solutions to the presumed problems listed in "that person's" epitaphs. Cry relentlessly about the government of a nation which "that person" is not a citizen of. Use playground insults as a means to attempt to negate the fact that "that person" is simply uneducated, boring, and typical.

Just trying to keep you on track. Keep on truckin'.
 

KommieKat

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It's hard to tell as Asian women all look 10.
You can't be serious with that, can you?

Are you making specifics or generalizing.
Either way you're still walking a razor sharp line.
Don't cut yourself!

You left one out...
10. .....................................................
Just trying to keep you on track. Keep on truckin'.
There ya go! Now that's super duper cool.
 

Jenn

True Bitch
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You can't be serious with that, can you?

Are you making specifics or generalizing.
Either way you're still walking a razor sharp line.
Don't cut yourself!



There ya go! Now that's super duper cool.
I'm being serious. My husband and I were actually discussing that the other day while waiting for my surgery. All of the asian nurses looked like they have not even reached puberty yet.

Why do you care? It is not like YOU are asian.

If I said black women looked like Monkeys, would you even bother replying?
 

Silly Cunt

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5. is tried and tested.

Infact, I don't partake in community chat unless I am getting, or are already severely under the influence of something. I know I'm cool, but only when I'm gutted.


7. definitly! Bagging ex sluts to people who don't know her is super therapeutic.

11. Intermittently post photos of your large phallus. Chicks dig it, and the male species will feel intimidated, therefor, putting in a furious, albeit worthless 3 hour session with the cock pump.
 

Silly Cunt

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How to be a hated fuckwit on forums;

1. Get everyone off side with anti-Western remark and retort.

2. Look like an older version of Beavis.

3. Incognito.