Upping the Ante

KommieKat

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So, my wife wants to go up a notch with our sexual practices.:07:
She wants me to go to the sex shop and purchase either a dildo or a vibrator.

Now, I'm thinking of going with the Black Long Dong to satisfy some of her deep unmentionable sexual desires or the Caucasian fleshy ones.

As far as the vibes go, there are the ones that have that little extra stubby to insert into ones asshole at the same time.

But there is one twist to all of this........................



































She wants to use it on moi........................:waaaht:
 

4nik8

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WTF?

Her wanting to use it on YOU is bad enough BBBBBBBUT....
you KNOWING this and thinking of getting a GIANT dong?!?!?!

2 very serious thoughts come to mind.

1. She's telling you you're just not doing it for her anymore.
2. You're a closet fag for wanting the giant one.

Besides, women are usually pretty possessive with their latex lovers. Not only would she not be inclined to share much, I'm sure the your remnant anal particulates wouldn't be wanted in her. Regardless of cleaning, the thought is still there.
 

Wenis

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This is disturbing and I am disturbed.

Everyone knows if you are not satisfying her enough, that you should pay lots of money over the internet for penis enlargement products... dumb asians with their little todgers.
 

mcsmc

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This won't be the first time I've done this, but it will be the most appropriate:

You're a fag.


As long as you're taking it up the ass, you may as well just get her a strapon so she can be the fucker in the marriage, since you obviously can't handle that function.
 

KommieKat

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This is disturbing and I am disturbed.

Everyone knows if you are not satisfying her enough, that you should pay lots of money over the internet for penis enlargement products... dumb asians with their little todgers.
Are you insulting my wife? A person you've never had the pleasure of meeting?

This won't be the first time I've done this, but it will be the most appropriate:

You're a fag.


As long as you're taking it up the ass, you may as well just get her a strapon so she can be the fucker in the marriage, since you obviously can't handle that function.
Strap-on! Great idea!



Ya know, it doesn't surprise me to see all the gullible assholes that belong to this forum. Nope, not at all.
 

Gravy

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My missus enjoys sticking the finger up the stinker occasionally mid-root. This is why I stopped wiping.

Seriously, though.. bigger isn't always better. Get a vib that has variable pattern/speed settings.
 

KommieKat

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^^^This. OMFG this!
Is this your way of saying you want to join in on the fun?

My missus enjoys sticking the finger up the stinker occasionally mid-root. This is why I stopped wiping.

Seriously, though.. bigger isn't always better. Get a vib that has variable pattern/speed settings.
I hope she doesn't take a whiff of that finger after-wards.
Thanks for the advice................
 

Mamba

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Hahahahahahhahaa.

I can't say that I've ever liked the idea of a man getting it. At all.

Buuuuuut, different strokes for different folks... I guess.
 

Scabman

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Get a vibrating egg!
It can just rest in there, humming, while you wield your cock on the missus.