Walking chemical bomb

KommieKat

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Hong Kong, hiding from the Kommies!
On an average work day, I am a walking chemical suicide bomber, as follows:

Shampoo and conditioner-at the moment Dove

Soap-Crabtree & Evelyn-Wisteria

Toothpaste-using something I bought in Korea

Shave foam-Gillette

Balm-Crabtree & Evelyn

Cologne-Tuscany Per Uomo Eau de Toilette

Deodorant-Fa

Body spray-Fa

Design Gel-L'Oreal

Damn! I sure do smell purdy!
Problem is it's all gone in about 2 hours because it's so damn hot out here.
 

KommieKat

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Hong Kong, hiding from the Kommies!
For some reason, I see Cranium using this one:
[video=youtube;VAnU9zT87j4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAnU9zT87j4[/video]

And Polar Bear using this one:
[video=youtube;XBeP8yc5P64]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBeP8yc5P64&feature=related[/video]
 

Shade

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On an average work day, I am a walking chemical suicide bomber, as follows:

Shampoo and conditioner-at the moment Dove

Soap-Crabtree & Evelyn-Wisteria

Toothpaste-using something I bought in Korea

Shave foam-Gillette

Balm-Crabtree & Evelyn

Cologne-Tuscany Per Uomo Eau de Toilette

Deodorant-Fa

Body spray-Fa

Design Gel-L'Oreal

Damn! I sure do smell purdy!
Problem is it's all gone in about 2 hours because it's so damn hot out here.
yea i heard that, that crab tree and evelyn stuff is good shit. the women i know who get it use the rose water scent
 

Jenn

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LOL you sound like me..

I currently use Tresemme shampoo & Conditioner

Zest Soap

Tresemme Gel and Hairspray

Either Curve Crush, or True Star perfume

This Dead sea mineral face wash (smells real good, costs like $40 tho, booo)

I use Dream Angels body lotion

Toothpaste is Aquafresh


My husband says im very high maintenance... it literally takes me more than an hour to get ready lol and when im out, i smell goooood. But I bet im highly flammable.
 

Shade

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LOL you sound like me..

I currently use Tresemme shampoo & Conditioner

Zest Soap

Tresemme Gel and Hairspray

Either Curve Crush, or True Star perfume

This Dead sea mineral face wash (smells real good, costs like $40 tho, booo)

I use Dream Angels body lotion

Toothpaste is Aquafresh


My husband says im very high maintenance... it literally takes me more than an hour to get ready lol and when im out, i smell goooood. But I bet im highly flammable.
snicker....buddah sounds like a girl!
 

Amadeus

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Why the fuck do you care?
On an average work day, I am a walking chemical suicide bomber, as follows:

Shampoo and conditioner-at the moment Dove

Soap-Crabtree & Evelyn-Wisteria

Toothpaste-using something I bought in Korea

Shave foam-Gillette

Balm-Crabtree & Evelyn

Cologne-Tuscany Per Uomo Eau de Toilette

Deodorant-Fa

Body spray-Fa

Design Gel-L'Oreal

Damn! I sure do smell purdy!
Problem is it's all gone in about 2 hours because it's so damn hot out here.
Yup...I feel ya.

Shampoo & conditioner: Pantene Pro-V (red)

Soap: Irish Spring Body Wash

Toothpaste: Colgate with Listerine mouthwash stuff

Shaving Cream: Skintimate Melon (Gillette makes my face all sticky)

Lotion: L'Coccitane (because I've got MAD dry skin)

I don't wear cologne.

Body Spray: Tag First Move

Deoderant: Old Spice Red Zone
 

KommieKat

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snicker....buddah sounds like a girl!
Maybe so, but there are a lot of good products out there for men.

I have no problems admitting that I wash my face with facial scrub, I go monthly for the facial with the wife, my wife also will trim my nails and toe nails once a month with a foot soak (yes, you read correctly, my wife does it).

Nothing wrong with a man looking and smelling good, but not over done of course.
 

MoonChild69

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Shampoo & Conditioner: Garnier Fructis or Aussie products

Soap: Dove

Toothpaste: Colgate

Shaving Cream: none, waxing

Lotion: Bath & Body Aromatherapy Orange Ginger

The Body Shop: Vanilla Oil

Deoderant: Dove
 

Klautermauffen

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Hmm... Yeah, I don't like smelly stuff all that much.

Aveeno Body wash or aveeno bar soap... or even aveeno baby wash.
NO deoderant (that's right, none)
NO body sprays or perfumes
nivea soft face creme or curel unscented
Biolage shampoo and conditioner (I dye my hair too much)
*edit* Arm and Hammer toothpaste
*edit* I don't use shaving creme. Conditioner seems to work better for me.

What's funny is that people always tell me I smell really good. Maybe it's just the shampoo?
 

mcsmc

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Hmm... Yeah, I don't like smelly stuff all that much.

Aveeno Body wash or aveeno bar soap... or even aveeno baby wash.
NO deoderant (that's right, none)
NO body sprays or perfumes
nivea soft face creme or curel unscented
Biolage shampoo and conditioner (I dye my hair too much)
*edit* Arm and Hammer toothpaste
*edit* I don't use shaving creme. Conditioner seems to work better for me.

What's funny is that people always tell me I smell really good. Maybe it's just the shampoo?
I have a few ideas as to what your answer might be... but why no deodorant?
 

Klautermauffen

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I have a few ideas as to what your answer might be... but why no deodorant?
I just don't think I need it. It's also frustrating to get that stuff everywhere. It seems no matter how little I put on, I manage to get on my clothes somehow. Grr.
 

Shade

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Maybe so, but there are a lot of good products out there for men.

I have no problems admitting that I wash my face with facial scrub, I go monthly for the facial with the wife, my wife also will trim my nails and toe nails once a month with a foot soak (yes, you read correctly, my wife does it).

Nothing wrong with a man looking and smelling good, but not over done of course.
Nah i was laughing at the comparision she made unknowingly. Though it brings up an interesting point. I've done both, and other then the paticlar smells it hasn't effected my skin dramaticly over a long peroid of use. It seems that it effects it right away, but after a bit my skin gets use to it. Right now i role old school style.

No shaving cream, disposable razor (i've always shaved this way)
Lavender body wash (usually after the rain scent)
Suave after the rain shampo
no conditioner as it makes my hair froey
toothpaste and tooth brush
mouthwash (scope)
Addidas or cologn though i change whenever i run out

and rarely i use this kit i got from this crazy chick named tracy on xmas which is mint exfloiant body scrub and body wash, but thats more or less when i just want to feel sparkly fresh!

My face has never gotten softer, nor any of the rest of my skin. It seems to temporarily hold off against burns and stuff associated with dry skin, but it doesn't seem to restore anything at all. And the temporary benifits seem to go away in a month of regular use for me. I have lotion but i have no use for it at all.
 

suki

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I'm objected to excessive "product" use for lots of reasons. they're mainly tested on animals, they're almost all petroleum based, and they come in plastic.

so I go as product-free as possible.

if I find an inexpensive shampoo and conditioner that wasn't tested on animals that covers, soap, hair, shaving and body wash.

I NEVER wear scented sprays, lotions, etc. they make me sick and I'm allergic to bees.

wouldn't do me to go walking around smelling like a nice polleny bouquet, now would it?

as for lotions...I don't need them. I take nice hot baths all the time and exfoliate with a sea sponge. my ass is baby smooth, mofickers.

I'm waaaay low maintenance. I don't paint my nails (I'm a climber. I shouldn't even HAVE nails). I don't curl or poof or straighten or fuck with my hair.

I get a good solid cut and leave it to its own devices. if it doesn't lay right...

it gets the headband.


amazing how I apply such little effort...

and still look so. damn. good.