What does your perfect lover look like?

SittinGrumpy

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I am not talking about eye and hair color, I am talking about body type.

Short, tall, thin, fat.... if you cant describe it find a pic of a person you just LOVE their bodies.


Height - 5'5" + (i am short 5'3")

Weight - depends on height, but pants size 26-38

Kinda like:

any of these even though 3rd from right is pushing it....

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^ finding that was harder then expected.


Come on your turn!
 

Absinthe

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Well....

I am a tall girl, so I like my guy to be a little bit taller... Something around 6'-2" or so. He shouldn't be a lazy slop. Hair color and eye color don't really matter. It's more the total package that is important.
 

Unhappy Camper

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I resepect the answer but that is boring as fuck....play along damnit!
OK... I'll give you a preference then.

She is demure yet out going.

She is boisterous yet reserved.

She is intelligent yet understandable.

She is sexxy yet not slutty.


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Long hair, large boobs ( not comically large ) shapely figure, full lips, an ass that is noticeably an ass.

DEFINITELY NOT into rail thin chicks.




How's that ?
 

Absinthe

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OK... I'll give you a preference then.

She is demure yet out going.

She is boisterous yet reserved.

She is intelligent yet understandable.

She is sexxy yet not slutty.


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Long hair, large boobs ( not comically large ) shapely figure, full lips, an ass that is noticeably an ass.

DEFINITELY NOT into rail thin chicks.




How's that ?

Weeeee!!! That's me!!! 100% :07:
 

Klautermauffen

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Taller than I am. (above 5' 5")

Fit, but not all arnold schwarz

I do not care about ethnicity/race/whatever. There are ugly people of every type and hawt people of every type
... okay, one exception... I'm afeared of the black penis. So, I avoid black men romantically

Short hair. Cousin itt shouldn't live on your head, guys... leave that to me.

clipped toenails - SERIOUSLY

And preferably uncircumcised... cuz now all I see when I look at circ'd are scars and weirdness :-(
 

Klautermauffen

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Ugh, why is it impossible to search google for anything male related and NOT get a bunch of gay crap? gahh
 

NiBBler

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He is strong yet gentle.

Protective but not overbearing.

Intelligent but not egotistical.

Witty yet never cruel.

He is with me but never smothers.

He must be outgoing and confident.


6'-6'3" 195-210 short hair, nice smile, cute butt
 

Blood

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Psychically...i dunno, i normally only notice someones looks in passing.
Like I'll look at someone and think 'hmm i wonder if that is what is considered attractive'.

Hmm But i guess my only real preference is that he have dark hair, i can't stand blond guys, for some reason they give me chode vibes.
Oh and he must have a little bit of a gut, he doesn't need to be super fat, but i like some meat on my fellas. I feel like i'm boneing a 13 year old boy with most of the body types that are in style these days.

Anyway, I prefer guys that can laugh at ANYTHING, i adore guys that call me on my bullshit or aren't afraid to correct me.
I also like guys that like to try new things and aren't to caught up in what people think of them.
And last but not least i need him to just be a over all good person, or really trying to be a good person.
 

Saucy

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Taller than I am. (above 5' 5")

Fit, but not all arnold schwarz

I do not care about ethnicity/race/whatever. There are ugly people of every type and hawt people of every type
... okay, one exception... I'm afeared of the black penis. So, I avoid black men romantically

Short hair. Cousin itt shouldn't live on your head, guys... leave that to me.

clipped toenails - SERIOUSLY

And preferably uncircumcised... cuz now all I see when I look at circ'd are scars and weirdness :-(
Your dream guy is in the 5th grade.
 

Klautermauffen

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Your perfect lover is a fag?

What does your perfect lover LOOK like?

^title o thread

I honestly have no idea who that guy is and he is only one example. He could have been Indian/Hispanic/Black (with small pener)/Asian/Whatever.

*off to find more examples*