What men do for love...

KommieKat

Mao's Pet Cat
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Hong Kong, hiding from the Kommies!
This could be non-fiction, nothing close to science fiction, so I'll label it a Novel.

Polar Bear: Hi babe.

Vi: Hi babe. So, you can help me with BBQ tonight?

Polar Bear: Say what? We having a BBQ tonight? Who's coming?

Vi: I already told you, Amy and her man are coming over tonight?

Polar Bear: Ah fuck it! Babe, you know I can't stand that dude of hers much less Amy. She looks like she fell off a bar stool for Christs sake.

Vi:............(at this point Vi has a smirk on her face. She has found herself in a bit of a dilemma. You see, she has to support her man without letting down her girlfriend. What's a girl to do?)
Babe, be nice. Tell you what. You be a good boy and show me some toleration and I'll give you some nooky tonight.

Polar Bear: Tell YOU what. I'll promise to be tolerant of that asshole and we do the nasty NOW.

Vi: OK

Moments later, butt naked:

Slurp slurp, suck suck, slap on the ass, squish squish (titties being squished)
hump hump, thump thump.
The cigs lite up.

What men do for THE NASTY!!
 

Violet

Yaa!
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This could be non-fiction, nothing close to science fiction, so I'll label it a Novel.
You're so weird.


(For the record, I don't use sexings as a bargaining tool. It could backfire and I wouldn't get any. This would not please me.)