what to do if seated next to a jerk on a plane

semj_gandel

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Jul 30, 2009
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What to do if seated next to a jerk on an airplane...






1. Take out your laptop.
2. Slowly open your laptop.
3. Turn it on.
4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.
5. Open your Internet browser.
6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them, and then look up to the sky, or the heavens, if you will.
7. Breathe deeply and open the following site:


http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
8. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face.
 

Unhappy Camper

Hells yeah
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Mar 10, 2008
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Then:

Be prepared to defend your self against the 100 plus paranoid fuckers that will soon descend upon you.

People in airplanes, while not the most athletic of humanity, tend to get some sort of retard strength when they think they are about to take a one way Allah trip.

Fuckers got no sense of humor anymore.