What would be..

Negativecool

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Depends how I die.

Could be anywhere from,
"Shit...wish I hadn't done that."
to
"I wonder what this button does."
or
"Don't cross the streams!"
but most likely it will be...
"I hate negros."

I suppose it all depends on if you see it coming. If you don't, your last words will probably be whatever you said in your last conversation..."Sure, I'll take fries with that."
 

Unhappy Camper

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I've heard real "last words" on more than one occasion.

In my personal observations :

a. "Catastrophic Injury based" last words tend to be gibberish or nearly incoherent.

b. "Surprise based" last words are plain old every day conversations with no hint of precognition.

c. "Drawn out" last words tend to be reflective or prophetic in nature but also equally gibberish based to all but a few.
 

Amythist

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I've heard real "last words" on more than one occasion.

In my personal observations :

a. "Catastrophic Injury based" last words tend to be gibberish or nearly incoherent.

b. "Surprise based" last words are plain old every day conversations with no hint of predilection.

c. "Drawn out" last words tend to be reflective or prophetic in nature also equally gibberish based.
Ok so what would be your last thought?
 

Jenn

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Depends on whos there.. if its someone I love, then "I love you" if it's just a doctor or nurses, "Thanks for nothing.." and basically just kind words.
 

Polar Bear

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"Hey, I know you, don't I?...From that website...Swollen Cranium?...Yeah! I thought it was you. Wow, wait til I tell everyone who I saw today.....what are you doing with that ice pick?....AHHHHHH!"
 

Klautermauffen

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Depends on whos there.. if its someone I love, then "I love you" if it's just a doctor or nurses, "Thanks for nothing.." and basically just kind words.
You don't think it would already be hard on those people that they couldn't save you? Saying something like that just seems cruel.

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On topic: Knowing me, if I realized I was dying, I would probably say nothing or at least very little.
 

Jenn

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You don't think it would already be hard on those people that they couldn't save you? Saying something like that just seems cruel.

It was a joke..

If I was dying, my last words would be kind words for my family and friends. Because they are all I would care about.