What Would I Do In Prison...

proper stranger

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If I ever went to prison, I would get really, really fat, and develop my own set of titties to play with.
 

Mamba

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I wont mention how disturbing that sounds. ^

What would I do in prison? Ummm.... probably get attacked by some butch ladies :(

I would learn to protect myself and probably sleep with some kind of weapon under my pillow.
 

SlimSkeeter

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Walk up to the craziest motherfucker there and snap his neck....
 

proper stranger

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Homie don't play booty games.
I hear that loud and clear. I think "they" go after the young ones though. Which would leave me relatively safe from any booty games.

I'd be happiest in the "hole", which would also be the best place for your experiment.
Hahahaaa
There are many "holes" in prison.
Be careful to jump into the right one, or you may not like what you find inside.

I think I would also become a penpal with some fat girl who can't even buy a man on the outside.
Then I would marry her and look forward to conjugal visits. The other inmates would be green with envy.
 

Redline

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I have an extensive list of thIngs I wouldn't do in prison..i wouldn't partake in butt sex, although I have a fairly vivid imagination, It would be hard put to turn a mans ass into a convincing vagina. I think I would read and pout and be wrongly accused.
 

Polar Bear

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I think I'd fare reasonably well in prison. I'm not overly pretty and I've got a good sense of humor.
 

Klautermauffen

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I think I'd write lots of letters, draw lots of doodles, read lots of books, try to write some music (on paper), and see what number I could count to over all the time I was there.