What's your IQ?

Negativecool

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These online IQ tests are made with BS and fail. My first attempt was a 175...?

Oh wait, never mind---These tests are the most accurate gauge of overall intelligence ever. I am, in fact, a fucking genius.
 

badutahboy

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My IQ is high enough for me to know not to give my email address to that website.
My IQ is high enough that when I finished their test, I got a throwaway email from 10minutemail.com for the results.

The test results said 141.
 

Blood

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My score is 141....I'm as shocked as you, trust me.
I've never taken a IQ test before because i was always to scared to see the results.
I figured I'd end up being in the 'wal-mart worker' category and I'd never be able to live with myself. :yociexp45:
 

SlimSkeeter

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hmm...130 this time. Last IQ test I took was a lot longer and not timed and I got a 133, which is supposed to put me snugly in the "genius" level. Of course, its all relative and they don't really mean a whole lot.
 

Klautermauffen

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These online IQ tests are made with BS and fail. My first attempt was a 175...?

Oh wait, never mind---These tests are the most accurate gauge of overall intelligence ever. I am, in fact, a fucking genius.
Yes!



My score is 141....I'm as shocked as you, trust me.
I've never taken a IQ test before because i was always to scared to see the results.
I figured I'd end up being in the 'wal-mart worker' category and I'd never be able to live with myself. :yociexp45:
haha, me too. I didn't know what my score meant at first. I'm sitting there like... okay, that means I'm retarded, right?
 

dunamis

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Einstein's puzzle is a lot more fun (and probably more accurate).

http://www.stanford.edu/~laurik/fsmbook/examples/Einstein'sPuzzle.html

Variations of this riddle appear on the net from time to time. It is sometimes attributed to Albert Einstein and it is claimed that 98% of the people are incapable of solving it. Some commentators suggest that Einstein created such puzzles not to test out intelligence but to get rid of all the students who wanted him as an advisor. It is not likely that there is any truth to these stories. Whereever this comes from, it is a nice riddle.

Let us assume that there are five houses of different colors next to each other on the same road. In each house lives a man of a different nationality. Every man has his favorite drink, his favorite brand of cigarettes, and keeps pets of a particular kind.

1. The Englishman lives in the red house.
2. The Swede keeps dogs.
3. The Dane drinks tea.
4. The green house is just to the left of the white one.
5. The owner of the green house drinks coffee.
6. The Pall Mall smoker keeps birds.
7. The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhills.
8. The man in the center house drinks milk.
9. The Norwegian lives in the first house.
10. The Blend smoker has a neighbor who keeps cats.
11. The man who smokes Blue Masters drinks bier.
12. The man who keeps horses lives next to the Dunhill smoker.
13. The German smokes Prince.
14. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
15. The Blend smoker has a neighbor who drinks water.

The question to be answered is: Who keeps fish?
The answer's on down the page, but see if you can solve it first.