Why is yours the better gender?

Violet

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Once upon a time, I had an employee named Denny.

Denny didn't like being a man. Denny dressed up in women's clothing in his free time. Denny took hormones to make his boobs grow. Denny got fired for describing the sex change operation he wanted to get to a woman and her two young daughters while trying to sell them accessories.

Silly Denny.


Are you like Denny, or are you happy with your gender?

I like being a chick.

I won't lie, being a woman has gotten me free drinks and has helped me to avoid traffic tickets. I like having boobs, and I've never had to ask for permission to touch my boobs. I can do cool shit like give birth. I like buying pretty underwear and sometimes I like to wear dresses.

I would not be happy being a man. You guys and your erections. Seriously, I can't get over how bad that must suck sometimes. You're minding your own business, and you think about the sexings you had the night before and BAM! You're walking around trying to disguise the tent pole in your pants. I mean, does it feel like it's saying, "Look at ME everyone! I'm aroused!"

Yeah, that would blow.
 

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I would not be happy being a man. You guys and your erections. Seriously, I can't get over how bad that must suck sometimes. You're minding your own business, and you think about the sexings you had the night before and BAM! You're walking around trying to disguise the tent pole in your pants. I mean, does it feel like it's saying, "Look at ME everyone! I'm aroused!"
Technically the same thing happens to chicks with their nipples. But at least we can say we're just cold.

The boobs are obviously the reason why ours is the better gender.

And stockings.

And necklaces, rings, bracelets and earrings.

And we can wear makeup if we woke up ugly.
 

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I won't lie, being a woman has gotten me free drinks and has helped me to avoid traffic tickets.
Men don't need free drinks, because they earn money. You say women earn money too... but look at statistics for the same job paying a man versus a woman... men ALWAYS get paid more. Why? Because we're men. Yep, that's the only reason.

Also, men don't need to get out of traffic tickets, because we don't rear end old ladies and park in handicapped zones accidentally. Men know how to drive. It doesn't matter if it's a Ford Escort or a semi truck, we'll drive the fucker from point A to point B... or point C, depending on whether we know where point B is. (Directions are irrelevant to driving.) The whole POINT of motor vehicles is to go. It doesn't matter where you go, driving is what counts.

I like having boobs, and I've never had to ask for permission to touch my boobs.
Men don't care about things being easy. We were born for tough stuff... man stuff. Men love the hunt more than they do the prey. Maybe now you can understand why once people get married, often their relationship goes downhill -- the man got his prize, and the hunt's over.

I can do cool shit like give birth.
Good. For. You. It doesn't hurt me one bit to realize that I'll never have the feeling of an entire watermelon squeezing through my urethra.

I like buying pretty underwear and sometimes I like to wear dresses.
Men's boxers have the coolest prints ANY clothing offers. And you can have the dresses, too. The point of dresses is FOR men, anyway. Easier access to the goods.

I would not be happy being a man. You guys and your erections. Seriously, I can't get over how bad that must suck sometimes. You're minding your own business, and you think about the sexings you had the night before and BAM! You're walking around trying to disguise the tent pole in your pants. I mean, does it feel like it's saying, "Look at ME everyone! I'm aroused!"
I still can't figure this one out. I don't have that problem... I can control my ability to be physically turned on or not. I'm told often that I have a lot of self control in general... maybe that's it, maybe I was born genetically different... who knows. Either way, not a problem for me.

Women, on the other hand, when physically turned on, can be smelt a few hundred feet away. No, it's not just water your body secretes... it's a shitload of very potent pheromones too. Good luck thinking no one knows, though!

Technically the same thing happens to chicks with their nipples. But at least we can say we're just cold.
And we pretend to believe that lie. Men's nipples get hard, too. We are just smart enough to wear thick shirts and jazz.

The boobs are obviously the reason why ours is the better gender.
I'd rather not have a flesh bib competing with my testicles when I'm 60... just my opinion, though.

And stockings.
Ugh... I don't even like tight pants. However, men have the wonderful advantage of POCKETS. That's right, we're smart enough to have our clothes be able to hold things, instead of either A) carrying around a massive dump truck-sized leather encasement with everything we've owned since we were 6 years old, or B) toting around a tiny "leather" (probably made out of a calf's bladder, actually... who knows... lipstick is made out of fish scales!) wannabe pocket that carries a grand total of: your ID, lipstick, and cellphone (it's gotta be a small cellphone too, or your wannabe pocket will bulge and NOT look spiffy).

And necklaces, rings, bracelets and earrings.
Men wear all that shit too, and look great wearing it.

And we can wear makeup if we woke up ugly.
Ahh yes, the painting deal. See... men aren't scared to show their real appearance when they walk out into the world each day. Men may not be secure with who they are, but they're not going to hide it because of that. I know, I know... things like that take balls.
 

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B) toting around a tiny "leather" (probably made out of a calf's bladder, actually... who knows... lipstick is made out of fish scales!) wannabe pocket that carries a grand total of: your ID, lipstick, and cellphone (it's gotta be a small cellphone too, or your wannabe pocket will bulge and NOT look spiffy).
- It's not leather, it's some sort of fabric. I found it at Goodwill for really cheap and it's quite functional... and since it's dark grey, it goes with most any casual outfit.

- I don't carry make-up with me... and I don't wear lipstick. Phone (not small, it's a PDA), wallet (not small, it's functional as well - and organized), pen, keys clipped to my side.

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On topic. I'd like to be a guy for a week or so. Sex from the other perspective would be pretty cool. It'd also be interesting to walk around with danglies between my legs.

Honestly, I don't think either sex is "better" - I know this thread is more for fun... but still, I can't really think of any arguments I would actually spout off as to why women are better.
 

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I would never trade my penis for anything.
Why? Because I, as an european, can put stuff under my foreskin, it rawks.
 

Violet

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Men don't need free drinks, because they earn money. You say women earn money too... but look at statistics for the same job paying a man versus a woman... men ALWAYS get paid more. Why? Because we're men. Yep, that's the only reason.
I don't need free drinks either. I'm not a lush. However, it's always nice to have one bought for me.

Also, men don't need to get out of traffic tickets, because we don't rear end old ladies and park in handicapped zones accidentally. Men know how to drive. It doesn't matter if it's a Ford Escort or a semi truck, we'll drive the fucker from point A to point B... or point C, depending on whether we know where point B is. (Directions are irrelevant to driving.) The whole POINT of motor vehicles is to go. It doesn't matter where you go, driving is what counts.
Oh, so guys don't ever get traffic tickets, eh? Good to know!

Men don't care about things being easy. We were born for tough stuff... man stuff. Men love the hunt more than they do the prey. Maybe now you can understand why once people get married, often their relationship goes downhill -- the man got his prize, and the hunt's over.
Chicks like a challenge, too. I think you kinda missed the point. Chicks have boobs, and that makes us awesome.

Good. For. You. It doesn't hurt me one bit to realize that I'll never have the feeling of an entire watermelon squeezing through my urethra.
Yeah, I'll give you that. That shit HURTS (but I can honestly say it's worth it.)

Men's boxers have the coolest prints ANY clothing offers. And you can have the dresses, too. The point of dresses is FOR men, anyway. Easier access to the goods.
So you prefer boxers to silky panties?

Oh, and dresses and skirts ROCK. It's like being able to go out in public with your jammies on. Seriously. If I was a dude, I'd probably secretly wear skirts at home.

I still can't figure this one out. I don't have that problem... I can control my ability to be physically turned on or not. I'm told often that I have a lot of self control in general... maybe that's it, maybe I was born genetically different... who knows. Either way, not a problem for me.
Yeah, I dunno. Good for you and your self control, I guess. I've heard plenty of stories, and seen a few embarrassing moments. Enough to know that most guys go through it at least once.

Women, on the other hand, when physically turned on, can be smelt a few hundred feet away. No, it's not just water your body secretes... it's a shitload of very potent pheromones too. Good luck thinking no one knows, though!
Yeah, pheromones are one thing... If someone accuses me of smelling horny, I can always deny it. Erections? How can you deny that?
 

Violet

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On topic. I'd like to be a guy for a week or so. Sex from the other perspective would be pretty cool. It'd also be interesting to walk around with danglies between my legs.
Heh, yeah. I'd do it too, if I could.

Honestly, I don't think either sex is "better" - I know this thread is more for fun... but still, I can't really think of any arguments I would actually spout off as to why women are better.
It is just for fun. Both sexes have their perks.
 

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Typical situations...

Physical labor/fighting: Guys are far better suited for such a thing. They have genetics, powerful builds, wider, taller body's. They do not have boobs to get in the way. In some cases people like suki are the exception, but still, on average men have the advantage in both fighting and physical labor. The only exception to this rule is the maternal instinct, which allows women to win one or two fights.

Raising offspring: Women are far more suited for raising kids. They are have the maternial instinct, a food source on there body's, and they are on average shorter to the ground to reach the kids! The maternial instinct allows a greater degree of caring, loving, thinking about, emotional capacity, etc.

Providing/gathering: Men, in there nature, are providers and protectors. They simply do not feel 'right' sitting around the house while someone else gathers or provides. This is genetic. Some men have learned to ignore it by playing playstation. However the majority of men are doer's and fixers rather then thinkers. Thus at work a man will just get the job done and not bitch, because its his job, where the woman will take into account her emotions and the boss's emotions and co-workers emotions twords her.

house work: Woman think alot more then men. Thus there attention to detail is far greater on average then men. Where a man can do all the house work in a few hours, there may be a few spots on the dishes, where women may take longer but it gets done right.

Learning: Men by far. Though women think more, its often there downfall. They get to cought up in thinking and get confused. on average women are far more confused. Further more, men will concentrate on a task, and use logic. Women use emotions. Logic is the basis of learning, so again men rule this catagoy.

Emotional stability: Need i say this one? There are alot of men that are emotionally stable. I've never met a woman who was truely emotionally stable, as there emotions change constantly, and at differnt times a month. On average a 35 yearold soccer mom will take 6 pills to keep her 'stable' the average man may take 1 viagra to get the same effect.

Sex: While women have the goods, men often do the work. over 75% of the positions in the kama-sutra are ones where the women has to do little to no movement. One has to take into consideration oral sex though, where the majority of women give but do not receave. In genearl women attempt to please because of there maternal nature, where men are there to get the job done. This one is a tie.

Vagina's vs penis's: Vagina's are ugly. I don't care what you say, every vagina looks like 2 slabs of roast beef, or a really big dent. A penis has the ability to grow, shrink, depending on the mood of the man. It can also be able to do usefull things like slap people in the face. The penis can be flexd, it can dance. The Vagina can hold things, and squeeze things inside of it. Plus, you can use your penis as a cane. A vagina will grow wider over time and use, a penis will stay roughly the same shape most of the mans life. Men own this catagory

Driving: It doesn't even need to be said. Men are by far better drivers. Less emotions, less accidents.

Survival instinct: Men again. A man's body and mind is made for survival. A womans mind and body is made to help offspring survive. A man may live perfectly happy alone, where there are few women on earth that would ever be truely ok with this. Men desire food, water to survive. Women require clothes, more clothes, shoes, a kid, maybie some nice jewelery for their birthday, perhaps a nice word, 100 differnt skin and body lotions, and to be taken out to dinner once a month.

Creativity: Although women have been known to create lots of little useless things, men are the inventors based on nessisty. Cars, Tv's, Meat processing, Toliets, houses, where all invented by men. #115th skin cream (not the original skin cream mind you), knitted socks, 5th beef stew recipe, where all created by women.

Sports: Considering WMBA vs NBA its safe to say men. Woman simply can't compete on the same level as men on any standard sport. They don't have the instinct, drive, or physical prowess.

Taking shit seriously: Men again. If you think about it, the best chess player, the best basketball player, scientist, best of almost every catagory are men.

Whoreing out: Well, women, they can easily get a free drink if there hot enough. A man has a hard time with that. A woman can exchange sex with most men for a place to stay, or diamonds. Men generally work hard to buy sports cars, big houses, etc in anticipation for a woman to whore themselfs out for life.

Control: Women 100%. Though men are at the fore front of almost every catagory, the truth is a good woman is as powerful as herself and her man. Perfect example a man may decide to go bowling after being married for 5 years. 'i'm going out bowling!' then quickly he whispers 'can i?'. Even the most mascoginistic man knows that he has to give in once in a while.

Technology: In all technology men are at the forefront. The best example is video games. The kings quest series was made by a chick. Every other video game from kings quest 1-4 where made soley by men, as far as programing, art, and everything else except packaging and shitty stuff like that.

Man win hands down. Men make survival possable. Woman make survival more enjoyable...
 

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I like the fact that I can wup it out any place or any time I want to whenever I have to pee. Most of the time people don't even know what your doing. It's quick and easy.
Women on the other hand have to find a quiet isolated place where no one can see you. You have to have a tissue to wipe off with. Men just give it a shake and put it back in their pants.
As far as sex is concerned, we finish our business and give it a quick wipe and we are out of there.
Women on the other hand............ well you know.
 

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I like being a man.
Even at a young age, boys can pick up a rock or ball and throw it with style.

Men can go to bed and sleep sans clothing without worry that "something will crawl up in there".

Men are born with the knowledge of how to fix their own cars.

Men don't feel the need to phrase something as a question....even though we know the answer.

Men don't fall into a toilet at 3 am because the seat was left up.

Men don't bleed regularly. When we DO bleed, we have a scar to brag about to other men.

Men don't get upset if we brake a nail. We usually bite them off anyway.

Men don't go into depression over a bad haircut.

Men don't care about the occasional unexpected hard on. We tell ourselves that what ever chicks look at it actually WANTS us and is impressed by what she sees.
 

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Ball sweat!

Hahahahah!

She said 'ball sweat'. ^^^

As for the topic?...I like having sex with my girlfreind. I like it so much that for that reason alone, I would never choose to be a woman. You can't have sex with a girl if you've got an innie. It really needs to be an outtie otherwise the whole physics of it breaks down entirely and you just wind up rubbing two innies together.

And while it may be argued that that IS 'having sex with a girl', I think it's safe to say that no one would argue that it's the same thing.
 

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Why? Are you a stalker??
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Hahahahah!

She said 'ball sweat'. ^^^

As for the topic?...I like having sex with my girlfreind. I like it so much that for that reason alone, I would never choose to be a woman. You can't have sex with a girl if you've got an innie. It really needs to be an outtie otherwise the whole physics of it breaks down entirely and you just wind up rubbing two innies together.

And while it may be argued that that IS 'having sex with a girl', I think it's safe to say that no one would argue that it's the same thing.
That is why they invented strap ons...heheheh
 

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Women are the better drivers. It's statistically proven that men are aggressive drivers, and therefore have more accidents.

We don't need to fart to amuse ourselves. Ever.

We have bewbs. Bewbs I tells ya.

Women smell better, and look better than men.

Women have far better hygiene than men.

We don't have to trim our nose or ear hair. Eww!

We don't get penis envy.

Ugly women can use make-up and get a hair cut to make themselves more presentable. Ugly men however, will stay ugly men.

We can cry our way out of almost anything. (Emotional blackmail rocks :p)

Women don't need to describe our bowels movements to other women, as a way of defining our womanhood.

Women get better and more expensive presents.
 

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We don't need to fart to amuse ourselves. Ever.

We can cry our way out of almost anything. (Emotional blackmail rocks :p)

Women don't need to describe our bowels movements to other women, as a way of defining our womanhood.

Women get better and more expensive presents.
Speak for yourself.

I laugh hysterically at my farts. Especially the odd sounding ones. :D

I, for some reason, can't cry on command.

Oh, dude... you're missing out.

*raises eyebrow* The hub gets super 'spensive presents. What did I get? Two lottery tickets and a singing cow. :khi2d:
 

Bunnee

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Eww, just eww

Awww no way! YOU'RE missing out on that. It's awesome.


Somehow I don't think so.

Aww Josie :( Your hubby is MEAN. Try crying, it works wonders. Claim that you're feeling financially neglected in the relationship, and you feel that somehow an expensive present will make you feel better, and more worthy. :D
 

Klautermauffen

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Aww Josie :( Your hubby is MEAN. Try crying, it works wonders. Claim that you're feeling financially neglected in the relationship, and you feel that somehow an expensive present will make you feel better, and more worthy. :D
Haha! He'd know I was lying. Nice thought though.